This morning I am feeling like the above screenshot. I was using PSN the other night and this image came up… which as a programmer tells me something went horribly wrong. I am guessing these are the labels for each one of those messages and then the UI is supposed to replace that value with whatever happens to be your localization. However the screen failed to render and presented me with this gem. I am currently failing to render completely and glitching out while sitting here typing to you.
Last night was essentially the culmination of five months of madness, leading to the midnight launch of something we have all been working on. I had this master plan for how I was going to handle needing to be up super late. The goal was to come home… eat a big sleep inducing meal… and then go to sleep super early. That super early however turned into about 7:30 after I spent some time in my office screwing around on the interwebs. I did in fact get to sleep relatively early, and woke briefly as my wife got home from church and again when she went to bed. For the most part I got some reasonable sleep at least for what is essentially a nap.
I had set an alarm for 11:15 pm allowing me to get up and around and functional before the midnight go live… however did not need it due to the phone call I received at 10:35. Have you ever tried to be summoned forth from a glorious slumber… and then attempt to not only comprehend what someone is saying to you, but also supply the appropriate response? It took a few times for the person to relate what was going on in a manner that my sleep addled brain understood. From there it was off to the races as I needed to call in various folks that were actually responsible for doing the things that needed to be done in the project.
As is always the case with any go live… something is not working entirely as intended at the moment of the launch. This is basically a rule and there will always be some amount of scrambling around last minute to fix whatever thing that is. For most of this five month project I have largely acted as a conduit between my side of the house and the business side of the house. The truth is the business doesn’t necessarily want you to do something… they just want you to handle it getting done. As a result most of my time has been spent ferrying requests from one person to another person who can actually fulfill that request.
Last night was no difference and about 15 minutes from launch the issue that cropped up had been resolved and we were back to smoothly sailing towards go live. The worst part about a launch is waiting for the first real data to start flowing through the system. No amount of testing can ever simulate live input, even when you are yourself trying to follow the exacting procedures that the users will take. Hell in this example we spent five weeks of two to three hour long hands on guided user acceptance tests… and I still felt a certain amount of unease as we started seeing things roll in.
The truth is… things were working as we planned and by 1:30 in the morning I had decided it was probably safe to go to sleep. I sent an email stating as much to the team and headed off to slumber. There was of course a certain period of trying to get adjusted from firing on all cylinders to shutting down completely, but I fought through it and managed to fall into deep sleep again. Unfortunately one team member did not see this however and called me about 3 am to tell me he too was leaving for the night. So once again I had to force myself awake, but given the lower importance of the call I am not entirely certain I made it all the way there.
As a result this morning… I have nothing much to talk about other than the experience of having one more big launch under my belt. For those who have done this you will understand the roller coaster of nerves and anxiety that you go through as you start doing the software version of “did I lock the door?”. In the end however things went mostly smoothly and I wound up getting way more sleep than I originally expected to. That said it was a deeply fragmented sleep, and this morning I am still a bit glitchy as I sit down to post this.
Tonight however… I am planning on returning to the world of gaming and doing something interesting. Right now the plan is to stream for a bit, but I have no clue at all what I am going to stream or when exactly I will get started. Basically there are a few things on the table…
- Defeat the Act 1 Boss in Dragon Quest Builders
- SOS Roulette in Monster Hunter World
- Re-learn how to tank doing Roulette in FFXIV
So in theory one of those things will happen tonight and during the day I will make some decision as to which. If you’ve made it to the end of this post… I figure you are either a developer who has gone through this sequence many times over and continue reading out of a sense of camaraderie … or you are super bored. Regardless thanks for hanging out and reading my thought stream.