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On Nightmares

Last night my wife and I apparently had fitful dreams. This morning she got up first and I had somewhat woken up by the time she returned to bed. She said she had nightmares, and at first I said I did to, but the more I thought about it… the more I questioned if I had a nightmare at all. What constitutes a Nightmare? Is it that you are dreaming about otherwise scary situations… or is it really about a loss of control. If it is the later then I most definitely did not have a nightmare, and quite honestly rarely have nightmares. This morning dreamt about a cult that had been abducting young girls, and when I attempted to get the police involved they didn’t believe me. So in true action movie fashion I took it upon myself to go track down their lair and try and rescue them.

Turned out the lair was in an abandoned cave system, maybe a mine. I worked my way through the various guards until I was in this big room and could see two people talking. The first of which I recognized as the actor Jason Alexander from Seinfeld fame. The other was like gargantuan man I somehow knew was known as the “ugly man” from a circus sideshow. He stood about eight foot tall and was covered in these disfiguring growths. Jason was yelling at him, to make sure no one got past him, and if they did there would be consequences. The big man was cowering… well at least as much as you can cower when you are eight foot tall. So I waited until Jason had left the room before stepping out into the shadows. I simply asked him his name.. too which he replied “no one ever asks my name… It’s Bob”.

I essentially reasoned with the gentle giant that what was going to happen was probably really bad and that Jason needed to be stopped. He agreed, and I snuck into the other room… originally planning on whacking him on the head with a baseball bat to disable him. But it turned out that it did not work as planned because he had some sort of metal plate in his head. Jason went to pick up a double barrel shotgun and while loading it I escaped to the earlier room… where Bob handed me what looked like an elephant gun. I drew a target on Jason and fired… taking him down… and saving the day. Sure there were tense moments… but during the dream there was never a situation where I felt out of control. So I guess the question is… was that even a nightmare? If you are wondering “Why Jason Alexander?” well best as I can tell is due to this super creepy episode of Criminal Minds where he plays this mastermind character… which is where the above image comes from.

AggroChat #39 – Pokemon, RNG and Roguevania

Last night we recorded the latest episode of AggroChat actually getting an earlier start than normal. Problem being that we were down two people. Rae had apparently fallen asleep on the couch and was not around, and Tam after moving three timezones apparently forgot how they work. We might have to sort out a better time to record in the coming weeks since there is now a three hour difference between various members of our cast. Something that I think is only going to get worse when another individual that seems likely to move out to Seatle does so. Last night it felt like one of those episodes where we didn’t have much to talk about going into it, but as the night went on we managed to gather up enough words and phrases to build a show out of it.

We covered a lot of topics from Steam being an excellent source for games that would have never likely seen the light of day, like the Japanese indie game scene, to discussing the raid fight style in FFXIV and contrasting it against World of Warcraft raiding. It always feels like we don’t talk about a lot of individual games but as I edited the podcast I kept a list jotting down the titles. Over the course of the evening we talked about Final Fantasy XIV, Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and Omega Ruby, Rogue Legacy, Valdis Story, ittle Dew, World of Warcraft, Aquasphere and Adventure of Link and probably a handful mixed inbetween. It ended up being a good show, albeit a significantly shorter one considering we only had three people to discuss with rather than our normal five. This is the first show in a long time we have actually managed to constrain to roughly an hour.

The Luckiest Hunter

During each game and each expansion… there is one of my characters that seems to be lucky. Granted according to Tam each and every one of my characters is lucky, but I think that has more to do with his phenomenal bad luck more than my good luck. For Pandaria my lucky character seemed to be my druid. Everytime I set foot in any LFR or Raid… he seemed to get drops. This expansion it is looking to be Lodin, my hunter because yesterday in LFR I managed to get five drops with no roll tokens used… meaning I got a drop out of all but two of the bosses. I walked away with helm, bracers, gloves, boot, and a ring. When you add to the three crafted pieces I already had… I am sitting at roughly 627. I have yet to do any dungeons, so at some point I will finish the epic ring quest and get that which should help the ilevel significantly. I have once again completely skipped the heroic gearing step.

Mostly I have been doing this to prove a point. Heroics right now are not worth doing other than for achievements and the occasional Inn Quest. The daily heroic is worth a small bit of gold… the most you can possibly get is 200g and 50 Garrison resources. I can get both of those easier by simply running high level garrison missions, or using the various buildings in my garrison. In the past there was a clear reason to be running heroic content, in that you needed to run them to cap Valor that you then spent on upgrades. That system seems to be completely absent in Draenor, and as such there simply isn’t the same impetus to keep running heroics over and over. In fact as I have proven on two different characters you can pretty much skip them entirely and go straight into LFR and get your gear that way. I hope in 6.1 they give us further reason to want to run heroics, because right now the risk vs reward equation is completely broken.

The Sidewalks Roll Up

This holiday is considerably different than most. Always there is a natural flow to the events, but due to my Aunt needing dialysis it has completely changed the order of things. Traditionally last night I would have been up with my family, as they have always celebrated on Christmas Eve. Traditionally we would go to “midnight mass” that actually happened about 7 pm, and then retire to my grandmothers house afterwards for awkward conversation and eventually even more awkward gift exchange. During this my uncles would get into the cherished conversation of “why this random thing I own, is better than this other random thing you own” or “who hates ethnic groups more” or even the more recent “random insane government conspiracy theory”. One of my uncles spins these grand tales of conspiracy that are delivered in way that they almost sound cogent… until you realize that the keystone of his argument is completely batshit crazy.

Now however the game has changed, as we did not spend last night with them… but are instead supposed to go up today. Which pushes aside my wife’s family gathering… but that is a tale for another day. This left us at home, by ourselves for the first time in years on a Christmas Eve. We did not exactly plan well for this occurrence and as about 7:30 rolled around we decided we were hungry, and that nothing at all in the house sounded good. Which is slightly insane, since we keep silly amounts of food on hand that could be prepared with minimal effort. I got bundled up and went out into the cold night in search of sustenance.

We have a saying here that the “sidewalks roll up” as a way of saying that the town is completely quiet and no business is being transacted. Last night it quite literally felt as though the sidewalks had rolled up. The only businesses open were Walgreens and Taco Bueno… and the line there extended quite a long ways across the now empty Reasors grocery store parking lot. Seems like there were other people trying to find food on Christmas Eve. Slightly forlorn I returned home and cobbled together something to eat out of the banquet of things we have laying around the house. This morning when I went out to forage I was feeling no more positive that it would not occur again, however I successfully scrounged two sausage rolls and a jump start of caffeine to get us both going.

Santa RNG

I would have thought that maybe last night players would have felt a wee bit more charitable since it was in fact Christmas Eve. However if anything it seemed to make the assholes more assholish, and the clueless even more lacking. I got to listen to more than one variation of the “you all suck” speech, but I dealt with it, because like I have said before playing DPS lets me compartmentalize my world. I only care about the objective and achieving that objective, and since I am not tanking or healing and by default only responsible for myself… I can just zone in on that job and perform it. I have lamented over the last few weeks how I have been unable to get weapons for my Enhancement Shaman. So yesterday I soldiered on in the effort of trying to fill those gaps.

It might have been in the spirit of the season, or maybe I just finally hit a lucky spot in the random number generator… but for whatever reason Santa RNG paid out big-time. First I managed to pull the extremely cool looking Softfoot’s Last Resort from the protectors event. Not very long after that I managed to pull the Seismic Bore mace from the Iron Juggernaut encounter. So in one night I managed to bump both of my weapons up to decent levels and can now actually chart on the damage meters. Thing is… Santa RNG was not finished quite yet. Over the course of the evening I managed to pick up two pieces of the Tier 16 Shaman set the Shoulders and then finally the Chestpiece. I still have a few slots that have 496 gear in them, but at this point there are not that many. I have reached the point where Throne of Thunder really has no benefit at all for me, so I can simply focus on doing Siege each week. I might have to do one last run however to pick up my final sigil of power.

Merry Christmas Everyone!

So while I might sound sullen at the moment, I am sure as the day moves on I will enjoy myself. Right now we are trying to get up and about and out the door so we can be long gone from my grandmothers house by the time my uncles show up. As a result I need to finish this post up, get showered and ready and gather up the gifts. I hope you all have a really awesome holiday, and that if you didn’t get what you wanted… you at least got what you needed. I personally got exactly what I needed… some time off work and the freedom to mill about the house peacefully. Other than that anything else I gain from the holiday is gravy. Hopefully you have a wonderful day surrounded by loved ones and blanketed in goodies. I wish you all a very Merry Christmas, and if you don’t read my blog again before then… have a very Happy New Year.