Cardboard Forts and Fine Dinnerware

Last night was a bit of a mixed bag when it comes to gaming. I am very listless after having finished Death Stranding last night, and knowing that next Tuesday I will likely be starting Horizon Zero Dawn again on the PC. I also used the weird lull to call my Mom and engaged in some truly bizarre conversations. First up she asked if I wanted the box for their new dryer… because apparently there is some commercial on network television where a little girl makes a castle out of a box. Not watching network television, I really didn’t have a frame of reference and passed… though as a kid I would have made a truly nonsense base out of that box.

Next up they forgot about our Anniversary, which isn’t a big deal given that my brain mostly still thinks it is March. They however thought it was our 20th, when that happened 2 years ago… but again not a big deal. Where things started to get weird is the conversation wound its way around to buying fine dinnerware and purchasing salad plates at $33 a plate for someone that was getting married. I’ve never understood the whole registering for a set of dinnerware thing, because that just seems like an exceptional waste of money. We made it for like 18 years on a set of plates that we got at a Family Dollar for $5 for 4 place settings… and then recently upgraded to some from IKEA. We are not fancy.

It was around this time that she started asking me if I wanted “my” dinnerware. First off I had no clue I had some, but apparently around the time we got married she had purchased a set for us without ANY input. Apparently they have a black band around then and orange flowers, which is nothing that we would have ever purchased for ourselves. Thing is… we have been married 22 years and I am pretty sure this is the first time I have ever heard of this. I told her to please give them to someone that will use them, because it is highly unlikely we will ever have anyone over to “entertain”.

As far as gaming goes, I tried out Fall Guys and it was cute. I can’t exactly see myself playing a lot of it, but it was a good spin on the “battle royale” genre. It is essentially something like Takeshi’s Castle turned into a multiplayer video game. It was fun to play for a few rounds. Essentially you race to the objective and when a certain number of people make it across the finish line the others are eliminated. You can stick around and watch the next rounds or you can just escape out and queue for another match. You seem to earn rewards either way, so you are likely best just bailing and trying again.

Other than Fall Guys I spent some time last night playing World of Warcraft. I’ve been leveling as an Elemental Shaman, and quite honestly it was what was keeping me sane during the earlier phone call. I’ve never really played as elemental, but I am finding it extremely enjoyable. I am starting to doubt however that I will actually manage to level the rest of my horde characters prior to shadowlands. I had a good run, but I am starting to lose steam and keeping up a brisk leveling pace. Shaman is now up to 51 and the Rogue and Priest are around 20.

Lastly the Retro Freak has made me contemplate some truly silly things like trying to bid on this lot of 200 famicom cartridges. Japan doesn’t have Ebay, and instead it is this alternate reality where Yahoo Auctions is what became popular. The problem with this however is that you cannot bid on anything on Yahoo Auctions in Japan without a Japanese address. When I first started watching this auction it was going for around $50 and has now jumped up to just shy of $80. The challenge there is the only way I could make this work is by dealing with a proxy bidding company, that purchases the item on my behalf, gets it mailed to them, and then turns around and ships it to the United States.

So that $80 would get around $20 added onto it for the proxy service, another $10 or so for Japanese shipping, and then a large chunk for EMS shipping from Japan to the United States which would likely add about $50 more onto the price tag. So even if I could secure it for $80 the final bill of sale would be around $160-200 depending on the amount of weight 200 famicom cartridges would actually weigh. I’ve largely talked myself out of it… but one can daydream about getting a large batch of completely nonsense games from Japan to play with. The truth is I could just load a bunch of roms on the Retro Freak, but there is something neat about owning the way cooler looking Japanese carts as compared to the ugly monstrosity that was the Nintendo Entertainment System.

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  1. You know those proxy companies become a better and better deal the more you buy from them at once? You should be motivated to buy more stuff not less 😉

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