Housing Savage Failed

Hey friends, apologies for the lack of a post yesterday but I had issues. At roughly 3 pm on August 16th, we lost internet and did not regain it until roughly 10 am yesterday some 19 hours later. I have no clue what happened but during that 19 hours, I received 4 notices that we were being impacted by a current outage and 4 notices that the issues had been resolved… three of these were a lie. Whatever was going on seemed to impact a pretty wide area because one of my co-workers some 20+ miles away was also impacted and had their internet magically come back at the same time as I did. During the outage, I learned that I could in fact that I could function pretty normally while tethered to my mobile phone, including but not limited to attending conference calls, remoting into work, and even playing some Final Fantasy XIV.

Something that I have come to a bit of a decision on, is that Housing Savage is not for me. Over the last several days, I had been following a housing discord and going over to whatever plot happened to be open at the time. There were a few things that I have learned as a result. Firstly housing plots are open way more often than I ever realized, and two that milling around and clicking a sign over and over was actively harming my enjoyment of the game. We have a lovely Free Company house, and this affords me the luxury of a very cheap room that I can decorate. Getting a small house would effectively give me twice as much space, along with the ability to control the exterior but it would not actively change my gameplay experience. I already have access to pretty much anything I COULD have access to, through the Free Company house.

For those unfamiliar with the current system, if you have not entered your home in 45 days the plot is reclaimed and all of your stuff is dumped on the Resident Caretaker along with 80% of the value of the plot. When a plot is reclaimed an invisible timer is started before it actually becomes available on the market, and with this, the waiting begins. There are a number of theories as to how long this timer is, but based on what little hard information I could find it seems to be between 30 minutes and 36 hours and anywhere in between. During this time folks hang out in the housing, district clicking on the sign, and a number of individuals have figured out how to bot this process. What I had done recently was hang out there while waiting on instance queues to pop and periodically click the sign in a vague attempt to get a property.

The entire process of trying to care about getting a home though was bringing me down. I would far rather be out in the world doing things, than milling around with a bunch of bots trying to win the fastest fingers first race with an indeterminate starting line. When the housing district opens in Ishgard, there is supposedly a lottery system being introduced into the game that will allow someone to plunk money down on a property and let RNGesus choose who actually wins it. This would be so preferable to the current experience. I would happily go visit a plot, throw down my earnest money, and then walk away and continue playing the game hoping that maybe just maybe the randomizer is kind to me. My fear however is that this lottery is only going to apply to Ishgard, and as much as I do not love that town… I will absolutely go for a small property there. Once you get a single small, it becomes much easier to relocate to another property.

I am still on my mission to level all of the things to 80 before the launch of Endwalker. Right now I am largely focused on Ninja and Scholar. Currently, I do all of the easy progress activities on the Ninja, and when I feel like I am down to just no-lifer grinding activities, I switch back over to the Scholar and do some Palace of the Dead. Dragoon is also fairly high up there, but is largely there to soak Faerie dailies if I don’t have any other 70 somethings available to level through them. I don’t love Dragoon nearly as much as I once did, so I am fine with letting it sit there in limbo and level extremely slowly. Scholar is being worked up largely because it knocks two off my list when I get it to 80, given that summoner is a freebie associated with the Arcanist base class.

This also means that I spent a good chunk of last night working on the Heavensward class quests for Scholar. That is one word of warning for anyone that is leveling multiple jobs. They changed the way this worked starting with Stormblood, but for ARR and Heavensward you will absolutely be missing key abilities if you did not do your job quest chain. In Stormblood you just automagically get the new abilities and the same is true with anything gained during Shadowbringer. Essentially the first quest for Heavensward on each class is going to start at your trainer from A Realm Reborn, and then often times move into Heavensward zones from that point forward. In most of the cases there has been a bit of a hand off to a new NPC, but in the Scholar quest it continued the story of Wanderer’s Palace.

I’ve also periodically spent some time over on Catghast when the Palace of the Dead grind gets to me. I just managed to get him through Thousand Maws of Totorak, and I have to say tanking right now is in the best state it has ever been in FFXIV. All of these dungeons that used to be a pain in the butt, are a breeze given how easy spamming a multi-target threat ability is. I am probably more engaged with Final Fantasy XIV than I have been since the release of the game, and I am riding this high for as long as it lasts. I am sure the shine will start to tarnish eventually, but for now I am having a blast.

Mixtape Mondays: Remember the Eclipse

Good Morning Friends! I hope you had a most excellent weekend. It is another Monday and as a result, it is time to bring you another Mix. For those who are new to the blog, this is a series I have been doing every Monday for the last couple of months, where I present a brand new Mixtape for your listening pleasure. As a kid, I made an awful lot of mixtapes because a good chunk of that time was in the “pre-cd hard to listen to a single track” era. The goal was to create something that was a “listen-through” or an album that I could just push play and ignore until I needed to flip it over. Granted a fair number of these tapes were designed as a way of sharing my own musical tastes with friends, but now I am sharing them with you, my readers.

Remember the Eclipse

This mix is one that I have been sitting on for a while because it has a problem, and I have not been able to remedy it. So in crafting these mixes, I have tried to apply a series of rules to them, one of them has been that no single album could have the same band twice. I have skirted this a few times by including side projects that include members of the bands already on the list, but I have attempted my best to stay true to this logic. Remember the Eclipse however has a glaring flaw in the inclusion of two different songs by The Bravery. I did not realize this flaw until I had already listened to the album several times and realized it had the ideal flow. I have been sitting on it ever since because I could not seem to figure out how to perform surgery on the playlist and strategically replace that one piece because in some ways it seemed like the ideal thing for the ideal location. So instead I am releasing this one as is, knowing that it violates my own tenets… and going to be okay with that. The name comes from a coffee house that used to exist… and for some reason popped into my head while creating this.

Track List

  • An Honest Mistake – The Bravery
  • Time to Pretend – MGMT
  • Believe – The Bravery
  • Maps – Yeah Yeah Yeahs
  • Someday – The Strokes
  • Satellite – Guster
  • Feel It Still – Portugal, the Man
  • Crooked Teeth – Death Cab for Cutie
  • Back in Your Head – Tegan and Sara
  • 11th Dimension – Julian Casablancas
  • The Way We Get By – Spoon
  • Tongue Tied – Grouplove
  • All These Things That I’ve Done – The Killers

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There we have it friends, the sixteenth Mixtape in this series. It began with the song An Honest Mistake by The Bravery… and in the end, I guess that is fitting given that I committed my own honest mistake in creating the list. If you find yourself wanting to catch up on the other fifteen mixes in the series, check out the archive link below.

AggroChat #355 – Smooching Swords

Featuring: Ammosart, Ashgar, Belghast, Grace, Kodra, and Thalen

Tonight we start the show with some discussion of copyright trolls trying to prove how broken our system is by copyrighting a Magic the Gathering deck.  From there Grace talks about her experiences with the Kickstarter Kitfox game Boyfriend Dungeon.  We revisit The Ascent as Bel, Grace, and Thalen have now played the game and relate their experiences of how it is not really Diablo but also really enjoyable.  Ashgar and Kodra share their experiences of playing Bullet <3 in co-op and the challenges it presents.  Bel talks a bit about the most recent controversy in FFXIV of people freaking out about Cruise Chaser not being a PVP mount and instead sold on the store.  We talk a bit about Moonfire Faire and the bear friend mount.  Finally, we wrap things up with a discussion of Katana Zero and Kodra’s experience playing it.

Topics Discussed:

  • Copyrighting your Magic Deck
  • Boyfriend Dungeon
    • The Joys of Smooching Swords
  • The Ascent
    • Grace, Bel, and Thalen have played now
  • Bullet <3 Co-Op
  • Cruise Chaser Controversy
  • FFXIV Moonfire Faire
  • Katana Zero

Favorite Fridays: Jersey Girl

Good Morning Friends! I hope you are having a most excellent Friday. Some weeks back I had this idea for a new series on the blog where I share some item that is particularly special to me. Up until this point I have largely been talking about items in video games, but this morning we are going to diverge a bit from that format. I am also not nearly as faithful about doing one of these every Friday as I am with the Mixtape Mondays series, but ultimately that was the intent. Sometimes you create a series to give you options for when you are feeling like following that format and that is very much the case with this series.

Jersey Girl

Jersey Girl is effectively the Kevin Smith film that no one remembers, but I am here today to make a case for you giving it the time of day. This will not be an easy undertaking, especially given that it is actually hard to find on streaming services. You are forced to purchase it through Google or Apple or go through the nonsense that is adding Cinemax to your Hulu or Amazon subscription in order to access it. However, I am here today to tell you that this is quite possibly my favorite Kevin Smith film. I like many watched Clerks when I was a teenager and became a fan of his particular style of irreverent “dick and fart” humor. I think I matured with him as I followed his films through a sequence of Clerks, Mallrats, and Chasing Amy… each time I feel improving on what made a Kevin Smith film. Jersey Girl to me is the pinnacle of that maturation allowing the tackling of a serious film while still interjecting enough of that irreverent flavor to make it easy to consume.

Both Critics and Fans of Kevin Smith disagree with me however, given that the film has a Rotten Tomatoes score of 42%. Ultimately the film was a “failure” from a sheer monetary standpoint as it cost a reported $35 million to make and only took in an adjusted gross worldwide of just barely over that $35 million. I would say probably a large chunk of that money went to the cast, because it was rather wildly sprinkled with talent for the time. Here is a rundown of some of the major cast:

  • Ben Affleck – Ollie Trinke
  • Jennifer Lopez – Gertrude Steiney (very briefly)
  • Liv Tyler – Maya
  • George Carlin – Bart Trinke
  • Stephen Root – Greenie
  • Mike Starr – Block
  • Jason Biggs – Arthur Brickman
  • Will Smith – as Himself

So what went wrong? Why did this film perform as poorly as it did? Here is my line of thinking.

Problem 1: Bennifer and Gigli

One of the problems with bringing a film to market is that they have a very long lead time. Jersey Girl was originally targetted to a 2003 release date, which was ultimately pushed back to 2004 for reasons I will discuss shortly. That means that more than likely it started pre-production work in 2001 and filmed in 2002… and this was an era when the Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez celebrity coupling referred to as a “Bennifer” was a hot property. However, that changed rapidly after the release of the studio flop Gigli with an estimated budget of $54 million and a Gross Worldwide return of just over $7 million. Jersey Girl went through a few changes, namely the role of Jennifer Lopez was diminished in the advertising and it was pushed back to 2004 hoping that it would offer enough time for the bad press of Gigli to die down.

I think however more than anything the public just did not care to see Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez in anything. I am not exactly the type of person that consumes media focused on celebrity gossip, but even then it was impossible to escape people talking about “Bennifer”. I think people just got sick of it, and what was a net positive in 2001 when planning and production likely began for Jersey Girl, was a toxic asset in 2004 when the movie was finally released. Being a follower of Kevin Smith, I knew about the film and was anxiously awaiting it… but I remember it was actually rather hard to get ahold of at the time of release. This is one of the films that was quietly released without much fanfare, and if my memory is correct was only actually in theaters locally for a few weeks. I remember missing it at the traditional theaters and ultimately having to catch it at one of the budget second-run theaters that were popular at the time.

Long story short… Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez were not a couple anyone wanted to see at the time.

Problem 2: Clerks Fans

The other core problem the movie had was the fact that it was Kevin Smith’s film. With that came a certain understanding of the type of film the audience was expecting. Prior to Jersey Girl, you had Clerks in 1994, Mallrats in 1995, Chasing Amy in 1997, Dogma in 1999, and the exceptionally campy Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back in 2001. While Dogma and Chasing Amy were significantly better films than the rest, they all followed a fairly familiar formula of putting the “dick and fart” jokes upfront and then weaving a narrative around them.

Jersey Girl was a wild departure of Kevin trying to make a more serious film, with the main character losing both his wife and his career only a few minutes into the film and the core narrative focusing on the struggle of adapting to being a proper adult and the rigors of parenthood. In many ways, I think these were things that Kevin himself was struggling with, and as one of his audience being of a specific age… I was going through these changes along with him. However, there was still a core fandom that did not want any part of a serious Kevin Smith film. It is moments like this that a “cult following” can backfire and discussion of “selling out” starts being mentioned. His legion of fans… ultimately panned this film.

Why it is worth watching

There is nothing about Jersey Girl that is original, in fact, one of the key complaints that I hear levied against it by critics is that it is too formulaic. The thing is… formulaic movies exist in droves and not every film has to be groundbreaking. There is a sub-genre of romantic comedy that centers around an awful guy learning to love through interactions with a heart warming child they are forced to take care of. This worked for Liar Liar in 1997 and Big Daddy in 1999, and I think very much Jersey Girl was an attempt to apply the Kevin Smith style of character-driven comedy to that sort of a film. I think it does so beautifully but also does heavily stack up some tropes. I think it does so in a charming manner that creates an extremely watchable film.

What does it for me though is like all Kevin Smith films, it creates this universe of loveable characters that all interact together to make a plot. There are great performances by George Carlin as the grumpy grandfather with a heart and his two coworker friends in Stephen Root as Uncle Greenie and Mike Starr as Uncle Block. There is a side plot in the movie that Ben Affleck’s character nuked his career over raging about Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, and not understanding why anyone was taking it seriously. This is an opinion that I legitimately remember being voiced about not understanding why the “Parent’s Just Don’t Understand” dude was a big deal. It beautifully bookends this concept with an appearance by Will Smith towards the end of the film talking about the only thing that really matters to him are his children.

If for no reason else the movie wins huge points for me for the horrified teacher played by Betty Aberlin of Mister Rogers Neighborhood fame. There is a side gag focused on how every child in young Gertie’s class is obsessed with Cats, and at a talent show EVERYONE is apparently singing Memories from Cats. Instead Gertie performs a talent show rendition of “God That’s Good” from Sweeny Todd embedded above. Firstly it is extremely well done, but the shocked teacher and confused audience are what really sell the scene for me. The film as a whole has all of the Kevin Smith oneliners, but they are just woven together in a narrative structure that is focused on something more meaningful than dick humor.

I personally feel like Jersey Girl deserves more attention than it has gotten over the years. I feel like a number of circumstances not related to the film itself have painted it In a certain light. If you ever have a chance to watch it with an open mind, then I highly suggest you do so. It is absolutely still a Kevin Smith film, but just one that takes a more serious path to get to its humor.