Dirty Santa Playtest

Presentation Given

Yesterday the tension was all built up over a presentation I had to do at work, and now that it is over I feel like I am officially checked out mentally.  Friday is my last day before I go on an extended holiday break that lasts until January.  At this point I am just so ready to be not at work, and fortunately it seems like everyone else around me is in the same condition.  Unfortunately there are still a few things that need to be wrapped up before I can in good faith leave for break.  As far as the presentation went, by all accounts I nailed it.  In fact one person commented that I should have dropped the mic as I walked away.  Unfortunately we did not win the contest, but that is partially because even I did not think we had the best idea.  We had a strong showing, but our application is mostly for internal use… whereas the person who won, and that I actually voted for myself…  would be used by the public and be really cool for them.

There was a small cash prize riding on the line for the contest, and while it was cool it wasn’t really a motivating factor.  I wanted to give a strong showing for out team, just to do it.  What was kind of amazing is just how fundamentally humble the winners were.  Early in the projects life I had helped do some high level system design, and at various points along the way we added some help here and there.  The web group is a really cohesive entity, and we are constantly helping each other out.  Well when the team got their cash prize, they immediately tried to stuff some of it in the hands of me and another co-worker that had helped them along the way.  So much so that they would not take no for an answer.  The entire process gave me far more warm fuzzies with the way things turned out, than had I actually won.

Dirty Santa Playtest

didntplaytestthisatallBefore the presentations were given we had a big group outing where we went to an Irish pub and commandeered the back room for a Christmas party.  I mentioned the concept of “Dirty Santa” online yesterday but a few people had never heard of it, so figured I would give a quick explanation.  It is known by a lot of different names but around here it is mostly referred to as “Dirty Santa”, because it involves stealing presents from other players.  You somehow pick numbers for the people in your group, for us we went on number of years employed at the company, with the “newest” person going first.  When it comes your time you have two choices… pick a gift from the pile of gifts not yet picked, or steal from anyone in the group that has a present that you want.  Then that person has to go pick a gift as well.  To keep it from cascading forever we have a rule that any given gift can only be stolen twice… meaning the third person with it has it for life.  This often adds a strategic element to the game, especially if there is something everyone wants.

What is awesome about our group is that we pretty much bring gifts in one of two categories.  The vast majority are somewhat geeky, or at least are something a geek would care about.  The second category is alcohol which is always a fun gift.  Often times the gifts play on he vices of the group as a whole, so Legos make a frequent appearance.  I personally brought a Walking Dead starter kit with the first season and a couple of those funko random boxes.  My goal was for someone to end up with it who was not already hooked on the show…  since several of us watch it pretty much religiously.  I ended up walking away with the card game above, that I had actually seen before and wanted to play.  Right now I am leaving it at work and some lunch we are going to grab a conference room and play it.  It is really awesome to have a work family that you actually like, and its moments like this that reinforce my decision to stick around.

Roflstompy Good Time

Wow-64 2014-12-18 06-46-07-96 Last night we once again queued for LFR as a guild, and I have to say I am digging doing this.  In part because it assures that we will have enough people to remove any abusive troublemakers from our group, and two it lets us get our strategies down smoother in a completely zero pressure environment.  For the most part we just take over any group we are put into, and control the pulls and progress of the raid… and as such clear the content in what feels like record times.  I think last night we did both raids in less than 30 minutes.  I had a decent night overall picking up boots and bracers that were technically upgrades… but pretty horrible stats.  Then I picked up a really nice cloak that actually had semi-ideal stats for what I do.  I am at a weird place with gladiator dps in that I can feel myself starting to fall behind the other dps classes…  but I bring quite a bit of utility especially since we do not have a warrior tank.  The two biggest being that I am essentially constantly debuffing the targets armor… and at the same time stripping off positive buffs with my shield slam.  I am starting to feel like the Hemo rogues did back in Vanilla… I make the raid work more smoothly… even if I am not topping the meters myself.

Another thing I managed to do last night was finally get Gold on an invasion.  Sadly I got nothing of use from my epic invasion reward bag, well unless you count garrison resources, gold and apexis crystals as useful.  In truth I really do need all of the resources I can get right now because I am in the process of renovating my garrison significantly.  Last night I destroyed my enchanting hut, because as an enchant I found it of limited use other than for getting epic shards…  which we will ultimately be rolling in later.  In its place I erected a salvage yard… which is pretty much the best thing ever.  I love the completely random nature of salvage, and supposedly you can end up getting just about anything in the game including the Tier 3 armor sets.  Additionally I managed to get Phylarch the Green for my Garrison, which means more than likely once I have built up a stockpile of resources… I am going to wreck my Lumber Mill and replace it with a Trading Post.  More or less I am still enthralled with Warlords of Draenor, and am really into the raid side of things.  I am hoping we can make some good progress on the next boss tonight in normal after having seen it last night in LFR.

Kargath’s Hat

Festive Occasion

Today is going to be a really strange day, for so many reasons.  The group I am with at work is the first group in years that I have actually cared about holiday parties.  So when my boss had a party a few years ago, it was quite literally the first “work Christmas party” I have ever actually attended.  This year due to some odd circumstances we are not actually having a real party, but instead doing a Christmas lunch of sorts.  The plan is to have a long lunch at a local restaurant, and then in place of our normal Wednesday staff meeting we are having these product demos.  This year we had these team projects that we had been working on as we had time.  Each of them did something that we felt was needed in our environment.

In the meeting this afternoon we have to demo our progress, but I am taking this probably way more seriously than I actually should.  I have a product pitch like presentation, with a power point and everything.  My hope is that I can burn through the presentation pretty quickly, because once all of the products have been demo’d we are off for the rest of the afternoon.  I have a feeling that if any one person runs too long there will be much groaning, so I am trying to make sure things are polished enough to go quickly without stumbling on anything.  In any case today is going to be a strange day, and hopefully it will be a fun one.

Kargath’s Hat

Wow-64 2014-12-16 20-04-35-13 This morning I am struggling a bit to focus as I write my blog post.  In part I am groggy from having stayed up a little bit too late, but I am also struggling to figure out how to explain just how awesome last night was.  This so far has been hands down the best start to an instance raid wise I have experienced in World of Warcraft.  Generally speaking our guild and the raids connected to it, have taken a significant amount of time getting our act together before actually hitting the content.  With this raid we attempted to hit the ground running on the week the content was actually released.  Of course Argent Dawn our server did not cooperate… and the game was essentially unplayable for us on that Tuesday, however the following Thursday they managed to down the first two bosses.  Since then we have been progressing steadily each week.  Last week we managed to down our very first Heroic boss as well, but due to some bugs not a single person in the raid got any loot.  The bosses share separate lockouts, but it seems like last week you were only able to receive loot from one of those lockouts.

As such we altered the order in which we did the content so that we could take down Heroic Kargath first before doing any of the normal mode content.  That way if we were only going to get loot from one version… we would at least get the heroic version.  I can’t say we have this boss down on “Farm” yet because it took us a few tries to get him down, but it does feel like it was more solid than last week.  Last week was definitely a “by the seat of our pants” kill, feeling like we barely got him.  This week we had a few rough attempts but then on the time we killed him everything went pretty solidly.  I struggled a bit with staying alive this week in general, which is part really bad luck and part sluggish reaction speed.    When he died I got quite possibly the worst helmet I could use statwise…. which directly replaced the previous version I had…  but at least it has the festive green text saying “Heroic” on it.

Twin Ogron: Doubly Dead

Wow-64 2014-12-16 22-00-15-15This week on normal everything is starting to feel like it is easily farmable.  We downed Kargath and Butcher with ease, before moving forward to Brackenspore.  After struggling a bit last week, this week everything felt smooth.  I can say that pretty much every job on that fight happened flawlessly, but we also got some luck on the mushroom spawn placement.  In any case we one-shot Brackenspore before moving on.  Tectus on the other hand gave us a bit of a problem.  While we one-shot him last week… it was definitely a lucky attempt.  The way we were  “handling” things was far more “by the seat of our pants” than it really needed to be.  In fact the attempt mostly involved me running around like crazy dragging the bosses with me, trying to avoid crap as best as I could and keep the melee out of it.  If we were going to take on that fight on heroic, we needed to start developing a strategy and last night we did just that.  The first few attempts were nonstarters, but there was a moment when everyone started to grasp what needed to happen and just executed it.  While we had like 20 seconds to the enrage timer on our first attempt, this time we managed to down him with a minute and a half left, feeling like the fight is definitely in the sustainable territory.

The fight we struggled with last week of course were the Twin Ogron:  Pol and Phemos.  More than anything we really did not have solid strategies for dealing with things like the fire and whirlwind.  We made a half hearted attempt on Tuesday, and then managed to get some serious tries Thursday… which was enough to propel some research on the matter.  Our attack was two prong… firstly we changed up where we were fighting the Ogron, and secondly we now understood how the axes work and where the fire comes from.  Things went perfectly, and the new placement combined with understanding the patterns gave us our first Twin Ogron kill… and it was a one-shot.  In one night we managed to clear six bosses, one of which being a brand new kill… I feel like that is pretty much a banner night for our raid.  Now we need to do research for the next encounter, which I actually saw on LFR after last nights raid… and which is why I was up way too late.  It looks like it is going to be madness, but hopefully we can struggle on and make good attempts this Thursday.  Unfortunately I spent a token on every boss but normal Kargath, and the only piece of loot I walked away with was the heroic hat.  It’s amazing how being handed fistfuls of gold can make you so sad.

Twintania Down

Hitting Heroics

WoWScrnShot_121514_055933 I guess I have given the wrong impression over the last few posts.  I have nothing against Heroics, in fact I ran the shit out of them over the first few weeks of Warlords of Draenor.  That is of course how I geared up to 630+ for raiding purposes.  I would have been royally screwed without the various heroic, warforged and socketed pieces I picked up along the way.  With my alts however I was trying a mostly academic experiment to see if you could go directly into looking for group without actually having set foot in a Heroic.  I personally could not, but in theory if you had slightly better luck than I did…  you might just be able to do it.  That said when faced with a choice between furthering this little experiment, and actually being able to run LFR this week before the reset…  I chose the path that would let me run LFR.

When a guildie was asking for folks in guild chat to run a daily random, I signed up and for the most part it went smoothly.  By that I mean I did not seem to screw anything up, and managed to push out sufficient dps.  We have done enough of these by now that they pretty much always go smoothly, even when it involved two of us playing on alts.  I managed to pick up a neckpiece off the first boss, and a nice pair of shoulders off the guaranteed piece from the final boss.  Combined this gave me enough of a boost to be able to queue easily. which I did late in the evening.  I managed to get into the LFR after about 10 minutes and the entire thing was over in about 20.  From there I netted a pair of boots, so I am well on my way to being mostly viable on this character.

Twintania Down

ffxiv_12152014_225042 The highlight of the evening however is that we managed to push across the threshold and defeat Turn 5 in the Binding Coil of Bahamut… aka Twintania.  The night as a whole started off a bit strange, because due to him moving and needing to finish packing…  Tam was not available.  This meant we had to pull things together without him…  something we are not exactly experienced in doing.  Thankfully Kodra was a responsible adult and got us all going.  We had a slightly different makeup  than normal, which meant among other things dual White Mages instead of a White Mage and Scholar.  While both White Mages healed their little butts off… the difference was noticeable especially when both healers were busy mitigating mechanics like conflagration.  It is kinda hax to have a healer fairy constantly dumping out heals even whenever its master is otherwise occupied, and when that goes away it is noticeable.

It took us roughly an hour to get through to the final phase cleanly with everyone up and no one in jeopardy.  When we finally downed the fight it felt really repeatable… which is good because we are likely going to repeat it pretty often.  Firstly Tam needs to defeat Twintania to be able to progress into the Second Coil of Bahamut, but secondly I have a feeling that we would all really like to have Turn 5 weapons at least for glamour purposes.  I feel really damned proud of our group.  All told it took us four nights of attempts to down her, and that is saying alot that the fight is still this tough even with the echo buff.  I cannot fathom what being on the bleeding edge feels like in Final Fantasy XIV… but I am super happy to be following along a year behind and enjoying the content with my friends.

Screenshot Failure

ffxiv 2014-12-16 06-40-03-38 In my Boy Scout days, there was an entire troop of special needs adults that camped near us.  We had developed a bond with their scoutmaster since he was from a neighboring town, and over time we got to know all the scouts from that troop pretty well.  There was one named Rusty, who was constantly carrying around an old Nikon SLR camera snapping photos.  He would excitedly coo to himself “wooooboy that was a good one”, after each photo he would take.  After watching him take photos the entire time without ever reloading film, my dad a professional photographer happened to look at the counter on the camera.  There was no film at all in it, and the simple act of taking the photos made him feel happy.  Last night I was apparently Rusty, because while we had this epic night of raiding… and Cyl and I looking adorable in santa costumes…  I found out much to my frustration at the end of the night that not a single screenshot was saved.

For some time I have had this elaborate setup where all of my screenshots regardless of game got dumped into a single directory.  This makes the morning routine of blogging and snagging screenshots for said blogs much easier.  As a result for years I ran Fraps, and it just worked flawlessly.  However when I started streaming, I had to find something that did not have a negative interaction with OBS.  For that I have relied on DXTory, but lately it has been acting flaky as hell.  There was an issue with it where leaving it running in the background would cause it to stop listening to keypress events, and therefore not recording screenshots.  So last night before the raid I stopped and restarted it… making sure it was correctly bound to the Final Fantasy XIV process.  However at the end of the night… after taking so many wouldbe awesome screenshots…  the directory was empty.  I guess for the time being I will go back to FRAPS since I am not really streaming much anyways…  but just hoping that some of our guildies got some good shots.  The picture of Twintania down was captured by Ashgar, who gladly provided it for this post.

Deathknightly Values

Ogron Going Down

FunWithPhemos Last Thursday we struggled quite a bit with the Twin Ogron encounter.  It felt so completely random that I could not quite grok how to deal with the fire.  This weekend I resolved to fix this problem and did quite a bit of research to try and grasp exactly how the fire worked, because once we figured that out I figured we could easily down them.  Yesterday afternoon I watched what felt like a dozen different videos until I finally found one that showed the fire clear enough for me to catch what exactly was happening.  If you watch this video it clearly shows what happens to the fire when the axe lands on the ground.  As such I created this handy visual aide for our raiders, because it seems as though the fire travels in the direction the axe’s handle is leaning.  This means there is a relatively safe spot on the far side of the axe head.

By relatively safe I mean that you only have to deal with dodging fire from one of the axes.  It seems like there is some time between when the first axe falls and the second axe falls, which also added to our confusion during the encounter.  Essentially we need to move the raid behind the axe head and then be prepared to adjust to dodge the second axes incoming fire.  Now the fire does not travel in a straight line, which also makes it seem more random, but instead arcs outwards in a curve, but not one steep enough to curve back on itself.  My hope is with this tidbit of information we will rock the hell out of Pol and Phemos and take their candy.  When I realized how it was working I was absolutely pumped… and I am sorry to anyone I tried to explain this to yesterday.  I was a little over stimulated by the discovery, and probably made very little sense.

Deathknightly Values

WoWScrnShot_121514_055933 The focus of my weekend gaming was to finish the push of my Deathknight to 100.  Saturday night I managed to hit 99 which just left me a single level to push through on Sunday.  The problem is my focus shifted from acquiring levels, to instead acquiring gear as Nagrand is really my last opportunity to improve my ilevel before being confronted with the choice of running dungeons.  My side goal of course was to somehow manage to hit 615 ilevel before sitting foot in a single heroic to prove it could be done.  My friend Cuppy said she managed to do it, but as I got further through Nagrand my heart started to sink.  Each quest turn in that I did not get a blue or purple upgrade from was like a punch in the gut, because I knew more than likely I would not make my goal.  When I dinged 100 last night I still had quite a bit left to go of Nagrand, but I continued to soldier onwards in search of items to bring up my ilevel.

After wringing every drop of potential gear goodness from the zone… I was still way short of my goal sitting at only 609, so not even heroic ready.  I had one last shot at getting the level up there, because I had yet to do the quest that would give me a ilevel 640 ring.  I queued as dps for normal Skyreach and the queue popped considerably faster than I was expecting.  We steamrolled the place, and unfortunately I got no upgrades.  I did however complete the quest for the ring and it took me to 612.  I purchased a second ring which took my total “in bag” iLevel to 614, so one shy of being able to queue for LFR.  Now one of the problems with switching zones every two levels is the fact that I did not do much faction work in Spires of Arak.  This means I am shy of the honored required to buy the Arakkoa trinket.  Once I get that faction up a bit, and purchase that trinket I should be able to queue for LFR…  but I also raid tonight so not sure how all of this is going to work out.  I doubt I will be able to get in on the free epic goodness of LFR before the reset tomorrow.

Hatch Phase

ffxiv 2014-12-01 22-13-45-989 As I said above, tonight is our raid night in Final Fantasy XIV and I am hoping we are able to finally push past Turn 5 and get Twintania’s candy.  From what I have heard this is the roughest content we will face until Turn 9, and I am okay with that.  Mostly because I hope it means that turns 6-8 will be much faster progression than Turn 5 has been.  Twintania is probably the single most complicated raid encounter I have ever faced, and I like it.  It is kinda like having to learn five different boss fights, and as of last week we were finally up to the last phase which is reportedly the easiest to get through, or at least nothing compared to the twister phase.  My hope is that tonight we can see enough of it to absolutely wreck her.  Thankfully we have not come close to hitting the thirteen minute hard enrage for the encounter.

I realize at this point that Binding Coil of Bahamut and Turn 5 are quite literally a year old at this point, but it still feels super relevant.  In fact there are large swaths of the FFXIV community that can’t do it.  That has been the interesting thing about FFXIV raid content is that it remains difficult even with the Echo buff.  I am perfectly fine not being on the bleeding edge of progression in this game, but I am super happy that we are still progressing in our own way.  My real hope is that after struggling to finish this fight as a team…  the various extreme mode primals are going to seem easy when we return to fighting them.  We have learned to move as a group, and play off each others strengths… and quite literally have had a raid forged by fire.  I am pumped to see what we can do during a “normal” fight, instead of this insane assemblage of phases.