Animal Crossing Thoughts

Good morning everyone and welcome to another episode of Life in Pandemia. This time around I don’t only mean living in the time of pandemic but also because I named my Island in Animal Crossing New Horizons Pandemia. I mean this is the game that is going to get me through this crisis sane so it seemed fitting. First off you have to understand that I have never played an Animal Crossing game before. Well I have played Pocket Camp but I am rapidly learning that as far as games go it doesn’t necessarily count towards having played an Animal Crossing game. It did however introduce me to several of the characters and for that I am thankful, because I fully anticipated the Nook company shenanigans.

What I did not expect was to be quite so attached to my island home this early into the process. For the uninitiated in Animal Crossing New Horizon you are given the choice of four islands when you first start up the game. You should note that you will only ever be able to have a single island on that Switch device without I believe uninstalling the game and reinstalling it but don’t quote me on that process. I went with a design that has a little island in the center of the map with the ultimate goal of eventually relocating my home there. However that said I am kinda digging my little fenced off peninsula at the moment so I might just stay where I am. I know later in the game I can do some terraforming to make things a little more manageable.

Another thing that I did not expect was how much of a multiplayer experience this game would end up being. On Saturday I opened up my Island and posted on twitter that I had apples for free near the dock. I then proceeded to go afk for awhile and fix lunch, only to find that my island had become an unattended fruit exchange station while I was gone and throughout the course of the entire time I had it open I had somewhere around fifteen friends pop by to visit. There was a time period where as soon as one person had arrived I was getting a notice saying that another person was on their way. The end result was that I essentially had one of every fruit brought to me and I completed that achievement without actually putting any effort in.

Another charming as hell thing that happened is a bunch of people left messages on my board. I particularly think Stargrace’s Quail Life is adorable. I need to visit more islands and leave more messages. I left them all a version of the AggroChat intro on the board before I opened it up thinking that someone out there might get the reference. Ultimately I expected Animal Crossing to be a fairly solitary game where I am spending more time interacting with NPCs than I with other players, but if you open your island… folks seem to just show up. I think maybe it was helped by the fact that we were all hitting Day Two and having the Airport open for use about the same time and I just caught a wave of folks wanting to try out hopping to a friends island.

Having never played an Animal Crossing game before I was not exactly sure what the flow of gameplay would be. It seems each day you are presented with one or two new things that need accomplished and if you can somehow keep up with the demand you can keep progressing your island to a higher state. So for example I say that on Day Two the Airport opens, but I am not entirely certain if that is the case were I not to have done something that I did on Day One. I know you don’t get Blathers on Day Two if you did not manage to show Tom Nook five new creatures on Day One. I am sure somewhere in Reddit there is a complicated flow chart that shows what it takes to get everything. However I know that the earliest you can get the vaulting pole and shovel is day two and the earliest you can build a bridge and get your ladder is on day three for example.

We also happen to be in the middle of another Internet Zeitgeist as everyone seems to be playing the same game. When I took this screenshot I had 32 friends online and playing games and they were ALL playing Animal Crossing New Horizon. I was not exactly sure how I would like this game having never played one before, but on some level I feel like I have been missing out since the N64 era. Whatever it is about this game be it the cute animal friends or the low stress collection activities, but there is something calming about it. This is the game we need right now given the situation that we are all having to deal with. So sure I named my island Pandemia, but for now at least this game is providing a much needed respite from the world as a whole.

As you can tell by this image that I have discovered the pro creation suite within Animal Crossing. The cap, shirt, face paint, floor and wallpaper are all things that I created and honestly I have been spending as much time doing that as I have doing other things in game. The shirt was a must and it is patterned off of the one that Mae wears in Night in the Woods. The make up… no clue what I was going for there but I have changed it a few times so far. The flooring was inspired by the carpet in The Shining and I honestly went with something more simplified when I realized how hard it would be to translate the actual carpet design to pixels. I’ve changed the wallpaper a bunch of times and for now I am pretty happen with this simple pattern. Now however it is beginning remind me a little bit more of Wes Anderson than Stanley Kubrick.

I feel like I have been through a very rapid evolution of understanding when it comes to Animal Crossing. From the tweet above I legitimately was not ready for what I found myself experiencing. However there is something relaxing about knowing that without cheating and setting your system clock forward… there is only so much that you can do in a single day. When you have reached the end of what you want to do then you can sit down the game and go on to do other things. I appreciate this greatly given that so many games are vying for my attention. I’ve still had time to hang out and grind rifts in Diablo 3 or poke my head into the other game that came out on the 20th, Doom Eternal. Animal Crossing can be all consuming, or it can not be if you choose to take it slow and easy and I greatly appreciate that a game isn’t trying to consume every moment of my waking hours.

On updates that are actually from the real world, which is also Pandemia… I am now entering my second week of remote work. My team was a bit of a vanguard for the entire work force and as of today I believe all but 10 employees are going to be remote leaving only a skeletal crew behind that either didn’t want to work remotely or could not for some reason. The weekend was really freaking weird when it more or less meant being in the same place that I was in for the entire work week. I’ve stopped doing my routine of getting up every morning and going to the corner convenience store because that exposes me to way too many people in the process. Instead we got a bunch of donuts from our local donut shop yesterday and plan on rationing them throughout the week. So far we are doing fine and we have a grocery pick up scheduled for this evening which should give us more options for food and such.

I hope all of you out there are also doing okay. We will pull through this and hopefully at some point in the future we will get to return to normalcy. I do have to wonder what the world is going to look like on the other side of this. Metal detectors were the thing that spontaneously showed up in building designs after 911, and I am wondering if thermal imaging is going to be the hallmark of the pandemic so you can see when someone is running a fever. I remember one episode of the old television show Sliders where they landed on a timeline where everything was hyper aware of pathogens and food all came in hermetically sealed packaging. I hope we don’t end up going off the deep end but I do know there will be changes as a result of this, I just am struggling to predict them. Anyways have a wonderful week and I will see you again tomorrow.

Seasonal and Sundry

Good morning everyone. Welcome to the end of my first week of remoting, and the beginning of a weekend that suddenly means significantly less. I had originally taken today off, but I cancelled my vacation because in theory we are not going to go anywhere due to trying to do our part and social distancing. I had been following a routine of going to the corner convenience store and this morning I even stopped that because we officially have community spread. So I am like so many and just trying not to freak out about everything and live what passes as a normal life. Thankfully I like my house and I like my spouse and we’ve spent over twenty years of coexisting in the same place without fighting so I think I am better off than a lot of people.

Since my last Diablo 3 related post I have “finished” the four chapter seasonal journey and have the 6 piece Natalya set, which allows me to comfortably run through Torment IX without much issue. I’ve done a solo 45 Greater Rift, and I ultimately NEED to get it to the point of being able to do a 55 for the seasonal conquest. So far I plan on doing a solo 75 which should be easy when I get my multi-shot build working, and last night Grace and I did the achievement to kill over 300 critters during a cursed chest event… we got something silly like 450 which admittedly was mostly her because I don’t kill that fast yet. So the last of the three conquests is likely going to be getting through a GR55 on 6 different class sets, which should work because we plan on running up a pair of Witchdoctors as well.

On the home front I wanted to share a little innovation I had with you, pardon the shadow and the adhesive residue from what used to be hanging on the back of the door. Ultimately I have a large number of controllers and wanted a good way of storing them to get them out of the way and keep their cords from getting tangled. My wife has used over the door shoe storage for various purposes and it gave me the idea to try and use it for controllers and other gaming kitch. So far it seems to work beautifully and all of those controllers for systems I don’t use regularly are neatly hanging behind the door with only the Xbox 360 and its enormous cord looking a little unseemly. For reference I am using this 24 pocket organizer from Dollar General, but I am sure you can find something similar at pretty much any other store.

Another thing that I have been playing around with quite a bit is my RG350 emulator console. This is of course a publicity shot and not my actual unit, but I did get it in the same color scheme because it reminded me more or less of a gameboy. There are a bunch of different versions of these custom emulator consoles running OpenDingux coming out of China and originally I was just looking for one that would play Super Nintendo and Gameboy Advance titles, which caused me to land on the PocketGo. However at the time I placed my order it was out of stock and I was given the option to upgrade for $5 to the RG350 which was capable of emulating way more systems including pretty flawless PSX games. Since then I have been spending a bunch of time poking around in Nintendo, Super Nintendo, TurborGrafx, Gensis and Playstation games. Playing Legend of Dragoon on a handheld is pretty freaking awesome, and this gives me a good system for Four Job Fiesta this summer. Additionally it gets roughly six hours of constant play out of a battery and charges quickly off USB Type C.

Lastly we have the significance of today. I will be adventuring off on an island getaway and playing a core Animal Crossing game for the first time. I mean I also have the other big release which is Doom Eternal, but more than anything I am interested in getting engaged with and seeing how the Animal Crossing fans live. I may or may not have it running in the background while I am typing up this post and am getting lulled to sleep by the Nook Inc island music. I hope you all have a wonderful weekend and stay safe out there. Again I am reminded that I should keep telling folks that I love them, so I love all of you out there who are my regular readers. Writing this blog is mostly therapy for me, and you reading it means you are playing a part in that process. I hope we all make it out of this weird time we are living in safely and can tell stories about it on the other side.

Tres Cazadora

This weekend was the beginning of another Diablo 3 season and once again we are on our bullshit. I was super happy to see that Byx was around and wanting to do nonsense and since we are all sorta stressed to the highest degree we seemingly all chose the easy mode. Demon Hunter is pretty much the default state for me and a Diablo season because I know with a little push I can get in and get the content knocked out in relatively short order. I decided to rebirth an older Demon Hunter which lead to the above state of our party, where we are all desperately in need of clothing and kicking demon butt in high heels.

This was a fairly low gaming weekend, because we spent a lot of our time doing various cleaning activities both for the sake of covid19 and for the fact that it is spring break and we always seem to do big cleaning projects. We went out shopping for awhile on Saturday and managed to get a new pair of outdoor rugs for the backyard, so pending things ever warm up again we will get everything set up back there again. This is mostly for our own mental fortitude because if we are sequestered for very long in the near future we will want access to our peaceful oasis with birbs, squirrels and neighborhood cats. Huge thanks to my friend Kolrath for giving me a lift from 55ish to 70 on Saturday morning fairly early, and Grace and I finally managed to catch up with each other on Sunday night to hang for a bit again.

I am currently stalled out on the seasonal journey and my six piece gear set by a single thing. I cannot for the life of me get a weapon to roll a socket. I’ve completely bankrupted myself on five or six occasions trying to roll a socket on a yellow bow and it just isn’t happening. Ultimately my game time has been spent farming gold and then blowing all of it on a futile attempt to get through chapter four. The worst part is that I don’t even love the gear set that is for this season, but I have been rat-holing other set pieces I come across because I think ultimately for farming purposes I am going to want a Yang’s Multishot build, which is probably my favorite? I am not sure what sort of shenanigans I can get up to this season with the ability to have odd combinations of cube items but I figure bolas and grenades are on the menu for nonsense.

The other thing that I did this weekend was spend the podcast getting reacquainted with Elder Scrolls Online. Effectively patching up right now will replace your current client with a brand new one, and while this is in itself a cumbersome and lengthy process… the end result is amazing. Elder Scrolls Online has always had significant performance issues, namely when it comes to loading into the game initially and loading into new areas. This client seems to completely fix these issues for me at least and has greatly improved general performance across the board. As always I am several content releases behind and am now working my way through the Morrowind content drop. I have no clue where I picked up the bad-ass Khajiit mask but I am absolutely rocking this cat lord vibe right now.

Adding to the Party

I’ve been continuing down a particular path to madness, and yesterday instead of pushing the cleric I opted to get some other characters started. The idea being that maybe at some point soon I can link them all up and run around together. I’ve never played a Berzerker in Everquest 1 in spite of it seeming like a class right down my alley. I did for a bit play one in EQ2 and it was a fairly enjoyable heavily AOE focused melee class. I opted to go with a Vahshir, though in truth I probably should have gone for Dwarf with the idea of making it smallish for when I am running around with a pack of characters following behind me. I knew I absolutely had no interest in having my line of sight blocked by a Troll, Barbarian or Ogre.

Once again I did the same general treatment for leveling. I focused on killing Giant Skeletons from 1-10 while attempting to complete most of a set of the “noobie” armor. After that I transitioned to fungoids in Paladul caverns where I completed a full set of the “Wrath” armor which is the Kunark armor set for the class. When I transitioned to Castle Mistmoore however it also appears to be dropping Wrath, so maybe there was not a Berzerker set for the Velious factions that ever went into the game? From what I can tell the drops are something like this on average:

  • Field of Bone Giant Skeletons – Noobie Armor Set
  • Paladul Caverns Fungoids/Oasis of Marr Orcs and Crocs – Kunark Armor Set
  • Castle Mistmoore – Kael Drakkal Faction Armor Set
  • Dulak’s Harbor – Planes of Power Armor Set

I am hoping that once I push up into Dulak’s harbor that a new armor set appears for Berzerkers since there seems to not be one for the Velious chunk of the push. I have no clue why I obsess over collecting a full set before moving on, because the second I get the new set I am tossing out most of the pieces of the old set. I am keeping a handful of the items that have interesting clicky spells on them, even though I probably won’t even need them on a server that isn’t balanced around traditional play of the game.

For the next member of my team I went ahead and stubbed out a Gnome Rogue, thinking that is probably the most innocuous character to be following me around. Rogues do a lot of damage and I think the roombas can be controlled to always stay in the back arc of the target doing that sweet sweet backstab damage. I am mostly focusing on melee damage and at some point I might swap the cleric out for a Paladin, because I hear that for the most part high level Paladins do enough AOE healing to the group to more or less ignore the need of traditional healer role. The funny thing about this is that it feels like I am building a Final Fantasy V party.

Right now I am thinking the group comp is going to look a little something like this:

  • Iksar Shadowknight – Main Tank (active character)
  • Dwarf Cleric or Paladin – Main Healer/Splash Healer
  • Vahshir Berzerker – Melee Dps
  • Gnome Rogue – Melee Dps
  • Halfling Ranger – Melee Dps and buffs
  • High Elf Enchanter – Buffs and High End Pet Damage

The ranged dps classes feel like they would be just too fiddly when controlling them through scripts. Melee on the other hand tends to be “hug the butt” of the monster and spam melee attacks, which seems like a much more viable option. The enchanter supposedly does massive amounts of damage from their pets at high end and there is also haste buffs that are worth having. I probably want to run that up with some other character though because I imagine enchanter is going to be even more annoying to level than the cleric has been so far. The traditional call for tank would have been a Warrior, but quite frankly I enjoy playing a Shadowknight more than a Warrior in Everquest.