Building

Iron From Fear and Lava

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Even thought I had used Modrinth to download and install mods, I had not actually been launching the game through it all this time. I had simply been copying the mods over manually into the appdata folder for Minecraft. However, I have learned… Minecraft mods update shockingly often. As a result, I have decided to copy all of my saved games over to a Modrinth profile and migrate to launching the game through it. All in all, it has been a pretty smooth transition save for the very first time I loaded the game. I am guessing there is some process of caching in all of my stuff that had to happen all at once. After that first time though, everything has felt effectively the same as launching through the Microsoft launcher.

I have been undertaking a few massive projects over the last few days. Essentially I decided that I needed a more reliable source of iron so that I could keep building nonsense. This meant that more than anything, probably the best option was to build a villager iron farm. This however is a massive pain in the ass and there are a bunch of competing ideas about how it performs the best. So just to make sure it worked successfully I decided to build it way the hell up into the air. This meant that I needed to get 3 villagers way up there… and a zombie. The zombie is the easy part, because they will follow you without much issue. Villagers however have to be moved either by boat or by baiting them with a work bench of some sort.

Unfortunately, I don’t have screenshots of this nonsense because I keep forgetting that this is what happens every single time I hit my default printscreen key instead of the F2 key. When I am in the middle of doing my nonsense, I fall back upon defaults and keep hitting the key that I hit by rote memory. It was a mess. I used a Composter since I had a few of those lying around, and took him as far away from the village by boat as I could before breaking the boat and dropping a composter… then dropping another one once they had bonded with the first one and then going back and breaking the one they were bonded with. I set the game to peaceful to make the move a bit less frustrating.

The biggest problem with all of this is the fact that the closest village to me is roughly 600 meters to the east of me… across a mountain range. I originally thought I would be making this trek no normal mode and spent some time laying down a pathway of torches… and then got the bright idea to just flip it to peaceful for the time being. I am not entirely certain how I would have dealt with the villagers constantly getting attacked, and I would have kept having to throw them in the boat to keep them from running away. Worse is that I would have had to do this three times, each time just as frustrating as the last.

For the “other side of the mountain problem” I did a bunch of pre-work and dug a straight tunnel from the Village side of the mountain to my side of the mountain, which would get the villagers close to where the Iron farm was going to live in the sky. Again I am coming in and taking screenshots after the fact so that I could have something for this blog post. Thankfully there really wasn’t anything messy in the route I randomly chose. I had to deal with a patch of gravel which is always annoying, but in large part, I could bore straight through the stone to the other side. Again I torched it off thinking that I would have to deal with mobs all along the route. If nothing else this gives me a faster path to get over to the village if I ever need to abduct more villagers.

As for the farm itself, it is the standard affair that you have likely seen dozens of internet guides on how to create. One room has 3 beds and 3 villagers, and then there is another room where you lure the zombie and set up so that the zombie can never reach them but has to have open air between the villagers and zombies so that they can see them at all times. The zombies trigger the spawning of an Iron Golem which then only has one area where it can spawn up top, covered with moving water… that pushes the Iron Golem into a pit with a block of lava that will kill it and drop the goodies into a hopper/chest system for collection. If you are wondering why I have a glass walkway… it is because the Iron Golems cannot spawn on glass making it a reasonable option for building scaffolding to check on things.

Each time you kill a Golem it drops at least four bars of iron and potentially some poppies. I have no clue at all WHY the Golem drops poppies but I guess I will never run out of red dye. It is honestly impressive how fast the farm works, and if I wanted to go through the hassle… I could set up three more of the exact same farm in the space I have set aside, but that would also involve luring 3 villagers and a zombie each time. Maybe I should have set up a Villager breeder farm first… but that sounded equally annoying. In truth I have replaced all of the iron that I used creating the farm already, so mostly I just need to spend some time AFKing in range and letting it do its work.

The placement of the Iron Farm is at least in part so that I can AFK down at the mob drop farm, and should in theory have my Slime Farm, the Mob Farm, The Iron Farm, and all of my automated crop farms running at the same time. At some point, I need to go into my drop farm and spiderproof it, which should be easy enough given that I now have access to moss carpeting from finding a lush biome during one of my nether portal adventures. I already have more string than I can ever really use, and if I need more… it would be more enjoyable to go find a mine somewhere and harvest cobwebs.

In other news, I have expanded my Bamboo Farm upwards considerably in an effort to try and speed up production. This is in large part thanks to the influx of iron I am getting from the Golem farm, allowing me to do more dumb things with hoppers. It takes a TON of hoppers to direct loot from the top two tiers down to the bottom two tiers. I might expand my Sugarcane farm, but really… I am not even sure I need that much Sugarcane. I am contemplating building a Cocoa Bean farm, but again… I am not even sure I need them, and there does not appear to be a good way to fully automate that. The best option I saw was a design where you have pistons holding back water and then letting the water harvest everything before you replant it. In my hardcore series, I did something like this for harvesting fields of crops and it worked well enough but if I am going to the trouble of building something… I want it to run on its own if possible.

Weekend Recap with Frogs

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Good Morning Folks! It is another Monday and here comes another one of my semi-regular weekend recap posts. I am still in a really odd place gaming wise where I am not necessarily hardcore motivated by anything. I thought I might dive into Space Marine 2 or Final Fantasy XVI this weekend… but neither happened because I just did not feel like playing anything that “heavy”. I’m not sure how to explain it, but there are times when I don’t want to play anything that I cannot easily dip out of at a moment’s notice as my mood changes. As a result I am still playing quite a bit of Minecraft because it is easy to pop out of and return to, and one of the major things that I did is create a bunch of dog houses for all of my wolves that I have had hanging out in my base for ages. Of note… that is NOT lava in the back of their cage but instead, a shroom light to keep them warm and safe from baddies.

It has been ages since I made one of my dumb videos, and this weekend I decided to record a bit of a base tour in Minecraft. The Path of Exile league was fun, but didn’t necessarily inspire me to create any videos, similarly, Last Epoch has been more of the same but if I can ever get my build dialed in I might record one of it. This recent foray into Minecraft started by watching this video about a 14-year-old Minecraft mystery while convalescing from Covid. This then made me remember that I have videos from my very first Minecraft world over on another channel, which made me nostalgic for the game and the way in which I used to play it. It has been a lot of fun and while I have entered the “machine building” phase of the game, I am still enjoying myself because it does not ask a lot of me to play it.

Over in Last Epoch, my build is starting to come together and I have picked up a handful of really decent Legendary items. We are in a really weird state of the endgame meta for the game where you either want an item to drop with 2 or more Legendary Potential, or you want an item to drop with NO Legendary Potential so you can feed it to a Nemesis Egg and either get a Legendary or an item with hopefully 2 or more LP on it. Circle of Fortune however makes it so that most Uniques drop with at least 1LP… meaning that 99.9% of what drops for you is useless. What I find myself doing is picking up weapons off the ground and then rolling the dice with a Rune of Ascendance because it does not seem to take into account the Circle of Fortune bonuses and is way more likely to give me a raw zero LP version of the item if I luck my way into it.

There are also some weird growing pains around being in the endgame and crafting items. Last Epoch should be praised for how approachable crafting items is and how easy it is to make decent enough gear while running through the campaign. However, when you hit the endgame… it sort of stops being useful. Glyph of Envy is this really cool item that was recently introduced that lets you take a single good stat and then reroll everything else. I could see this actually being really useful for those items that have a Tier 7 roll of that one stat you care the most about. However, it does not work in this situation because you cannot use this unless an Affix can be upgraded, meaning that you cannot use this on T5, T6, or T7 items. I’ve tried this a few times and when you end up getting as a result is an item that would probably be hidden by your loot filter. There really is no way to craft perfect items in Last Epoch, meaning that after a point you just stop engaging with that system other than randomly trying to reroll a single stat on an item.

Friday while I was off my friend Ace gifted me a copy of Pesticide Not Required and I’ve had a blast playing some of it. Essentially this is a game in the same style as Vampire Survivors but instead you play a cute frog that has inherited a farm Stardew Valley style. You roam around doing chores, planting crops, watering them, and eventually growing new weapons… to help you clear out the bugs that are trying to attack you faster… so you can grow more crops and get more weapons. It has a really fun main gameplay loop and you get to throw a bunch of fun things as weapons like randomly sending lawnmowers off in various directions. Over time you get the ability to buy pets that take care of some of the tasks for you like an Elephant that waters your plants, or a Dog that retrieves loot for you. If you liked Vampire Survivors give it a go, because it is kind of stupidly fun. I do suggest you play it with a controller because originally I tried Keyboard and Mouse and completely missed that you could direct your attacks until I played with dual sticks.

Lastly, The Cure released a new single and it is brilliant. It is hard to explain how much this band means to me, and listening to this was like a visit from an old friend. Fair warning though it is 3 minutes or so into the song before the lyrics start because The Cure has reached a point where they just do not have to give a fuck about pop sensibilities. What is staggering about this track is how much like classical young Robert Smith this sounds like. Whatever he is doing to take care of his voice… it is phenomenal. If you also love The Cure and were not aware of this collaboration with Chvrches from a few years ago, I highly suggest you give it a listen as well.

Anyways! I hope you all have a most wonderful week. Mine is probably going to be busy, but I am had a great weekend.

Unlimited Chicken

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Good Morning Folks! Friends… I am swimming in cooked chicken. For years when I have played Minecraft the first thing that I have done is wrangle a bunch of cows… stuff them in a hole and then feed them wheat until they pass the entity cramming limits and start dying off giving me a stable supply of leather and beef. The thing is… I don’t really need much leather… and my chicken operation has been way more productive than I thought it would be. As such I am contemplating tearing down the cow station… and sending them all to that big farm upstate… to free up room for more shenanigans. I just do not need the beef in quite the way that I thought I would and chicken appears to be a perfectly cromulent option.

Chicken solves a lot of other problems like the ability to get a quick safe experience boost to repair items. In theory, if I cared more about it I would relocate the chickens to a place where I could reasonably use them to feed the egg-throwing machine directly. I could do some nonsense with minecart hoppers and bubble elevators, but that seems like “a lot”. Also, minecarts are super noisy, and I am already dealing with the din of a thousand clucks at all hours of the day. There is something primal that I enjoy about loading up a pitching machine and watching it birth chickens into my pen. I’ve created so many lanterns for the nether tunnels that I am going to need to find a more stable source of iron. I’ve gotten most of it from hollowing out areas under my base, but I might be trying to build a Villager breeder soon… and from there an Iron Golem farm since I have Pillagers nearby.

I am still playing quite a bit of Last Epoch and one of the things about Cycle 2.5 that I have to say… is that I don’t think dungeons are quite as much of a waste of time. This is in large part because mapping content that appears in Monoliths, can now appear and does so frequently in dungeons. Better than that, each floor of the dungeon seems to count as a new map meaning that you can find a Nemesis, Treasure Chest, and Exiled Mage on each floor giving you a way to burn through Nemesis so much faster than monoliths. I’ve only really spent much time doing Temporal Sanctum trying to create legendary gear, but then again that tends to be the only dungeon that I do consistently.

I had a dry streak of eggs that I complained about on the blog, and then grouped with Ace and immediately following that have gotten an egg for almost every single Nemesis. This is allowing me to start burning through my stockpile of non-LP copies of Palarus and Firestarter. This actually makes the whole Circle of Fortune thing making it super common to get 1LP uniques a bad thing. I wish you could throw LP uniques in the Eggs and then either get it turned into a completely random legendary or upgrade to higher LP levels. As it stands right now 1LP uniques… feel sorta awful to loot. I upgraded my Palarus this morning significantly keeping the 15 Health on Hit and adding 109% Melee Damage. I will keep trying for a 3 or 4 LP version, but for the time being, I am pretty happy with it.

I have to admit though, I feel like I am starting to wind down a bit on Last Epoch. This is the phase of the game where it always loses me. I am just not motivated by completing all of the bosses, and the worst thing about Last Epoch… is that it isn’t Path of Exile. What I mean by that is POE has quite possibly the most interesting endgame with a lot of player choice in what you want to focus on mechanic-wise. If I could take the player builds from Last Epoch and copy-paste in the Atlas of Worlds and all of the other endgame systems like Heist and Delve over top of the existing endgame… it would be my ultimate experience. The worst thing about Last Epoch is that it just doesn’t have a rich and varied endgame yet. I know over time they will get there, based on what we have seen so far, but it also means for the time being… every cycle has a shelf life.

Anyways Minecraft is giving me plenty of alternative shenanigans to enjoy, and at some point, I want to dive into Final Fantasy XVI now it is on PC, and Space Marine 2. I might try both of those out either today or this weekend.

Failure to Slime

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Good Morning folks! A while back I said that I thought my Minecraft Adventures would be over for a bit when the Last Epoch cycle reset happened… but that has not turned out to be the case. It turns out that the Last Epoch Empowered Monoliths are just not “brain off” enough time for me, and I still need something that I can zone out while playing. Brain fog has been a real problem post-Covid and as a result I am climbing back into Minecraft for some comfortable tedium. One of the big things that I have done is venture forth into mod management land and beautify my experience.

Since CurseForge has turned out to be a bit problematic over the years, a number of mod authors are actively boycotting that site, which meant that I needed to find a new mod management tool. I present to you Modrinth which appears to be the community-supported alternative, with the ability to manage multiple different mod setups at the same time and freely switch back and forth between them at will. So if you wanted to create a hyper-specific loadout just for works utilizing a specific mod like Aether you can do that, and then have a different loadout of more vanilla-friendly mod packs as well. For the most part, I am not doing this and instead am only running a single map. If you are interested here is the totality of the mods that I am running.

  • Shader – Nostalgia v 3.0
  • Textures – Faithful Venom 32x
  • Mods
    • Fabric Api
    • Iris for Fabric
    • Lithium for Fabric
    • Sodium for Fabric
    • Better F3 for Fabric
    • Indium
    • Modmenu
    • Cloth Config
    • Xaeros Minimap
    • Falling Leaves
    • Make Bubbles Pop
    • Bobby
    • Reeses Sodium Options for Fabric

For most of these, I have not included a specific version number so this list can be a bit more evergreen going forward. In large part, I will just keep updating the mods as new versions are released.

One of the biggest projects that I have undertaken is making the Nether a bit more save to roam around in. I’ve created these long 3×3 Cobblestone tunnels leading from my spawner to various locations. Though honestly right now… the only real destination that matters is a specific spawner farm that I will talk about in a bit. My goal is to expand this into multiple different biomes because at some point I want to create a pigmen farm which will then fuel a barter farm. I’ve roamed quite a bit from my Nether spawn location and still have yet to encounter any of the warpwood biomes, which are super useful since warpwood can’t burn. I seem to be largely surrounded by Soulsand and Basalt biomes, but my hope is if I keep tunneling in one direction long enough I will hit warpwood.

The entire reason why I started tunneling in the first place was to create a safe approach for building a Blaze rod farm because there was a spawner down here in the nether fortress area surrounding my base. I would also like to potentially set up a Wither Skeleton farm, but everything I have looked into makes it seem like it is way more resource-intensive. The blaze rod farm is fine, but I might shift it into something that is afkable because for the moment it is really only useful if I need to repair my sword or axe via mending. Though I will be honest…. for repairing tools my stupid chicken farm is far more effective. Essentially I take one swipe with the sword and then quickly switch to the tool that needs repairing and soak in massive amounts of experience orbs.

From my time roaming around the Nether Fortress area, I have managed to pick up two Wither Skeleton Skulls, and need one more in order to summon in and fight the Wither itself. Whenever I do this I will absolutely use one of the cheese methods for killing it easily. I’ve also killed two raiding parties, and could have killed way more if I had gone out of my way to do so. Largely I only bother with them when I am doing something and they are actively annoying me. However, since I was showing off trophies that are hanging around my base I figured I might as well include those Ominous Banners. Regardless they kind of look cool to have hanging up. It is weird how close I am to a pillager outpost and how much it does not factor into my day-to-day gameplay at all unless I go over there and kick the hornet’s nest.

One of the things that I have used Xaero’s Minimap to do is be able to point out slime chunks. I have a lot of ideas for things that I want to build and several of them are going to need sticky pistons. To the best of my knowledge, there are no swamp biomes near me, and as a result that means I have to rely entirely on the fickle nature of cave slime spawns. So doing what I had done before I started hollowing out an entire chunk. While it does not show it currently…. this is the above-ground appearance of the area that I began mining down into. The plan is at some point to probably plan a crop above ground just so I can utilize the space. I was waiting for the grass to finish filling in and it seems to have done so finally.

The idea was simple enough… get down to below 40 where the slimes can start spawning… build several platforms and then … ???? Profit? The problem is… as much as I have fucked around with the formula for this farm I cannot seem to produce a reasonable amount of slimes. I’ve tried it lit, unlit, 3 blocks tall, 2 blocks tall… and in all of the variations the only thing that I can seemingly produce a lot of is spiders, zombies, and skeletons. I already have a farm for that however so it does not really help me. I am wondering if I either need to keep making it deeper or mine out the rest of the chunk to make sure nothing is spawning beneath me.

What I have instead created is a very pretty but resource-intensive and generally useless bauble for my world. I used the magma blocks only because I thought they would look cool, and I farmed up a ton of them hollowing out the nether to make my tunnels. There are times when spawns have spawned, because I have about two dozen slime balls in my collection chests, but I have made so many changes to this farm that I have no clue which configuration seemed to produce them. Most recently I have lit up the area in an attempt to stop normal spawns given that slimes can supposedly spawn from zero to seven light levels… and the entire interior of the platforms is 5-6 light levels currently. I am sort of at my wits end with this stupid waste of time, and it has me contemplating the dumber option which is to build several nether portals from the nether side in an attempt to leap frog across the map looking for swamp biomes. I could also really use a jungle biome so that I could get me a bamboo farm going.

Basically mindlessly hollowing out the world seems to be one of those things that my brain can do when it is struggling. As a result, I find myself crawling back into the comfortable numb that is Minecraft. Comfort gaming is definitely a thing that is needed occasionally and lately, I have needed it quite a bit.