Heavensward Hype

AggroChat 47 – Scrabble is for Olds

Last night is another case of us sitting down, saying we had nothing to talk about… and then ending up talking for an hour and a half about everything imaginable. We talked about Ashgar and the insanity he is currently going through working on his Relic Novus in Final Fantasy XIV. We talked my recent journey back into Bravely Default and how that game requires a certain measure of degenerate play to defeat encounters after a certain point. We talk about Tam’s brush with near death as he decides that no one should ever be bit by a Black Widow spider because it hurts like hell. I talk about my experiences in Blackrock Foundry and the World of Warcraft selfie toy filling up my twitter feed. I talk about hitting level 80 on my first character in Guild Wars 2… and how empty it feels since the last 15 levels or so were essentially given to me for logging in daily.

Our longest discussion however that spawned the quote that I am using for the title of this show was about board games and miniature gaming. We talk about “long” board games, those taking several hours to play out… and the frustration of having to devote that much time to a game you are essentially “behind the curve” in the entire time. We talk about games that require less time to get into and play, and that can be played for a number of times in a single evening. This also spawns a discussion into miniature gaming talking about the problems with Warmachine and Warhammer 40k contrasted with some of the strengths of Infinity. As always it is a long rambling discussion between a bunch of friends, and since you apparently like that as AggroChat listeners… then this should be a banner episode.

Heavensward Hype

ffxiv_lvl60_warrior Yesterday was a pretty huge day for Final Fantasy XIV in that Yoshi P was at Pax East giving a presentation on the upcoming expansion.  Thankfully it was live streamed to the internet, and you can check out the entire presentation from yesterday over on their twitch video on demand page.  Honestly at first I thought it was going to be a disappointing repeat of all of the information that had come out of the Tokyo Game Show back in December.  The show started with essentially revealing the same information about the Au Ra race and the three new classes that happened during that show.  However quickly it segwayed into showing us things like the amazing level 60 class sets.  The above image is that of the Warrior set, and while I still intend to play Dark Knight as my main…  I have to say I will be rapidly leveling Warrior as well.  Instead of breaking rocks with axes… they seem to have just skipped a step and made the axe itself out of a rock.

ffxiv_lvl60_dragoon Since this is essentially the expansion of the Dragoon…  you would expect the level 60 class armor to be amazing.  As the above image shows it was well worth the wait.  My biggest hope is that they don’t have the female “belly hole” problem that the earlier dragoon armor had.  I have to say though that I will continue poking things with a spear if for no reason other than the collect this gear.  As usual I was not quite so amped about the caster sets, but then again I never really am.  I have no clue what is going on with the Black Mage set , at least  the current set is something I would happily wear.  This set is a bit more “demon lady gaga” than anything else I can think of.  If you want to check out all of the new class armors you should hit up this youtube video that shows each set in action.  I am happy that maybe just maybe I will finally have a Bard set that I am not ashamed to wear.

Not a Spring Release

ffxiv_heavenswardrelease The biggest news to come out of yesterday is a firm and concrete release date for the first Final Fantasy XIV expansion… Heavensward.  Within the next few weeks they are apparently releasing a brand new benchmark application to allow us to test out the Direct X 11 changes, and play with all of the racial customization options on the Au Ra.  If this works like the previous benchmark it should allow us to export our saved characters and then import them into our actual game client.  On March 16th the pre-orders will open and like usual the physical collectors edition is going to have some sort of a big dragon statute pack in.  Apparently earlier they had announced that we would be getting a flying dragon mount as part of the collectors edition as well, which in truth are the type of rewards I care a bout.  All of this time we had heard “spring 2015” for the release date, but it turns out that the game will be launching on June 23rd with early access starting June 19th…  so not spring but summer.

It turns out that they apparently did have a May date in mind for the launch, and they tried to make it.  However as Yoshi P apologized they wanted to make sure they had a very polished product for launch.  I for one support pushing back by a few weeks to make sure we have a really polished game, because really…  the first expansion is a crucial time for any game.  I want to make sure they are able to keep this quiet momentum they seem to have going into the new content.  That said we also still have one full major patch waiting in the wings, and I am not sure there would have been enough time for us to really get to complete that content before the expansion anyways.  I feel like that is the prime difference here as there is with other expansions.  Most expansions land at the tail end of a six month or longer lull with no new content.  In the case of Warlords of Draenor it was at the end of a 16 month lull…  even with the impending expansion… they still have content releases planned up to the moment 3.0 launches.  So in the mean time I will be working on my crafting…  because it sounds like we are going to need a team of crafters to complete our free company airship.

The Luckiest Hunter

On Nightmares

jasonalexander Last night my wife and I apparently had fitful dreams.  This morning she got up first and I had somewhat woken up by the time she returned to bed.  She said she had nightmares, and at first I said I did to, but the more I thought about it…  the more I questioned if I had a nightmare at all.  What constitutes a Nightmare?  Is it that you are dreaming about otherwise scary situations…  or is it really about a loss of control.  If it is the later then I most definitely did not have a nightmare, and quite honestly rarely have nightmares.  This morning  dreamt about a cult that had been abducting young girls, and when I attempted to get the police involved they didn’t believe me.  So in true action movie fashion I took it upon myself to go track down their lair and try and rescue them.

Turned out the lair was in an abandoned cave system, maybe a mine.  I worked my way through the various guards until I was in this big room and could see two people talking.  The first of which I recognized as the actor Jason Alexander from Seinfeld fame.  The other was like gargantuan man I somehow knew was known as the “ugly man” from a circus sideshow. He stood about eight foot tall and was covered in these disfiguring growths.  Jason was yelling at him, to make sure no one got past him, and if they did there would be consequences.  The big man was cowering… well at least as much as you can cower when you are eight foot tall.  So I waited until Jason had left the room before stepping out into the shadows.  I simply asked him his name.. too which he replied “no one ever asks my name… It’s Bob”.

I essentially reasoned with the gentle giant that what was going to happen was probably really bad and that Jason needed to be stopped.  He agreed, and I snuck into the other room… originally planning on whacking him on the head with a baseball bat to disable him.  But it turned out that it did not work as planned because he had some sort of metal plate in his head.  Jason went to pick up a double barrel shotgun and while loading it I escaped to the earlier room… where Bob handed me what looked like an elephant gun.  I drew a target on Jason and fired… taking him down…  and saving the day.  Sure there were tense moments…  but during the dream there was never a situation where I felt out of control.  So I guess the question is… was that even a nightmare?  If you are wondering “Why Jason Alexander?”  well best as I can tell is due to this super creepy episode of Criminal Minds where he plays this mastermind character…  which is where the above image comes from.

AggroChat #39 – Pokemon, RNG and Roguevania


Last night we recorded the latest episode of AggroChat actually getting an earlier start than normal.  Problem being that we were down two people.  Rae had apparently fallen asleep on the couch and was not around, and Tam after moving three timezones apparently forgot how they work.  We might have to sort out a better time to record in the coming weeks since there is now a three hour difference between various members of our cast.  Something that I think is only going to get worse when another individual that seems likely to move out to Seatle does so.  Last night it felt like one of those episodes where we didn’t have much to talk about going into it, but as the night went on we managed to gather up enough words and phrases to build a show out of it.

We covered a lot of topics from Steam being an excellent source for games that would have never likely seen the light of day, like the Japanese indie game scene, to discussing the raid fight style in FFXIV and contrasting it against World of Warcraft raiding.  It always feels like we don’t talk about a lot of individual games but as I edited the podcast I kept a list jotting down the titles.  Over the course of the evening we talked about Final Fantasy XIV, Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and Omega Ruby, Rogue Legacy, Valdis Story, ittle Dew, World of Warcraft, Aquasphere and Adventure of Link and probably a handful mixed inbetween.  It ended up being a good show, albeit a significantly shorter one considering we only had three people to discuss with rather than our normal five.  This is the first show in a long time we have actually managed to constrain to roughly an hour.

The Luckiest Hunter

Wow-64 2015-01-11 09-44-21-27 During each game and each expansion… there is one of my characters that seems to be lucky.  Granted according to Tam each and every one of my characters is lucky, but I think that has more to do with his phenomenal bad luck more than my good luck.  For Pandaria my lucky character seemed to be my druid.  Everytime I set foot in any LFR or Raid… he seemed to get drops.  This expansion it is looking to be Lodin, my hunter because yesterday in LFR I managed to get five drops with no roll tokens used… meaning I got a drop out of all but two of the bosses.  I walked away with helm, bracers, gloves, boot, and a ring.  When you add to the three crafted pieces I already had… I am sitting at roughly 627.  I have yet to do any dungeons, so at some point I will finish the epic ring quest and get that which should help the ilevel significantly.  I have once again completely skipped the heroic gearing step.

Mostly I have been doing this to prove a point.  Heroics right now are not worth doing other than for achievements and the occasional Inn Quest.  The daily heroic is worth a small bit of gold…  the most you can possibly get is 200g and 50 Garrison resources.  I can get both of those easier by simply running high level garrison missions, or using the various buildings in my garrison.  In the past there was a clear reason to be running heroic content, in that you needed to run them to cap Valor that you then spent on upgrades.  That system seems to be completely absent in Draenor, and as such there simply isn’t the same impetus to keep running heroics over and over.  In fact as I have proven on two different characters you can pretty much skip them entirely and go straight into LFR and get your gear that way.  I hope in 6.1 they give us further reason to want to run heroics, because right now the risk vs reward equation is completely broken.

AggroChat Episode 34

Bad Name Great Cat

lilshitgametime This is going to be a really rough post to get through, so I am sitting here avoiding writing.  That said I need to actually get through this, otherwise I will sit here staring at the empty page all day.  Yesterday started off fairly normally, I got up, got showered and went out for breakfast like I have for years.  The problem is what happened during the middle of the day pretty much broke my heart.  Fifteen years ago this past Thanksgiving weekend, the above cat entered our lives as we rescued her from the cold of my parents barn.  There is some confusion about her name, because I originally named her Sasha having always liked the name.  My wife however had a living terror of a student named Sasha in her class that year…  so the name actually stuck.  The only people who ever called her that were the veterinarian and my mother.  When we got her, she was tiny and into everything like kittens always are… there was a common refrain of “you little shit” as we cleaned up one mess she made after another.  Well the name stuck and she was forever called “Little Shit” from that point on.

conkedwithcats She never would have guessed her name was a bad thing however because we said it with the utmost love.  She was my baby girl, but she spent as much time being my wife’s baby as she did mine.  There were so many nights I fell asleep with her purring loudly on our pillows.  She had the most amazing purr that you could literally hear like three rooms away.  For most of her life she always wanted to be somewhere near us, as evidenced by the two pictures above.  In fact I always tried to make sure she had room to lay down either at my feet or on the sofa near me.  You don’t realize how much you have changed your life to fit someone else.  She had all sorts of quirks, like while we were getting ready in the morning she would hop in the shower first and get a drink of water while the shower was running.  Actually that was only one of two ways she was willing to get a drink, the other being from a bright red cup we left on the bathroom floor.  There were many times in the middle of the night I woke up to the sound of that cup banging around, letting me know that I needed to get up and fill it up for her.

Some Rough Times

lilshit We have had two boy cats that had thyroid issues, so we were well aware of the tell tale signs.  A bit over two years ago we started seeing them in her, so we got her into the vet and had been treating her with a topical cream that I had to smear into her ear morning and night.  She was an absolute trooper and stayed still as I “greased” her ears as I referred to it.  About one in three cats experience some digestive problems associated with thyroid disease, so when she started having issues with inappropriate elimination… we thought it was all tied to the issues as a whole.  It became a nightly task for me to come up and pick up the messes left by her during the day.  Frustrating as it might have been, she was worth every bit of the effort.  Over the last two weeks however it had gotten noticeably worse.  She was spending pretty much all of her time sleeping on the couch, and then barely making it off the couch before having to go potty.  Yesterday afternoon we took her into the vet to see if maybe we needed to tweak the dose of thyroid medicine again.

Little shit had always been a waddly cat with a huge belly, and we always attributed it to her just being built “stocky” she reminded us of one of those strong country women, that while they might not win a beautify competition had the sheer presence to get job on the farm done.  As she lost weight her belly became more distended, which again we attributed to her odd body shape.  However upon seeing it the vet was immediately concerned.  Upon taking some X-Rays the news was pretty grim.  There was a massive growth in her stomach region pushing in on her bowels and likely causing pain to eat and got to the bathroom as well.  With her age there was nothing really surgery wise that they would recommend as the likelihood of recovery was pretty slim.  We were left with the extremely hard choice of either taking her home and waiting for her to get worse and die, or letting her go.  She had always been a very clean girl, with extremely preferences in her potty habits.  She hated a dirty litter box, and there were certain kinds of litter that she absolutely refused to use.  I could tell the last year was rough on her, because when she was force to used to bathroom in a bad place there was a look of panic on her face.  With the extreme increase over the last two weeks it felt like we were not terribly far from her messing herself in her sleep, and that is something she would not have wanted to happen.

kitties_sunning So we made the decision that seemed like it was going to be the best for her.  She had struggled with many things over the last few years.  She was struggling to move around the house, and we had to install pet stairs on the sofa for her to get up and down easily.  She had not slept with us for about a month, spending nearly 24 hours a day sleeping in my chair on the sofa, snuggled into blankets that I am sure smelled like me.  When we tried carrying her to bed, she would last for a bit but ultimately hop down and return to the sofa.  Cats do an amazing job of hiding what ails them… and I think she was trying to keep away from us from showing how much she hurt.  I wish I could have fixed her, made it all better…  but I couldn’t this time.  Truth is she has probably always had this mass in her belly, and we always thought it was just her unique shape.  This might have been the first time she ever had an x-ray… and unfortunately it happened far too late.  I wish I could go back in time and have caught this earlier, but I am not really sure how we could have known.  All I know is that I lost one of my best friends, and one of the sweetest animals we will likely ever have.  Yesterday it felt like my world was falling apart, and I am still not sure if the gravity has really hit me.  Laying down last night, as I called for the cats to come to bed… I had to stop myself from yelling for Little Shit.  We will miss you baby girl.

AggroChat Episode #34

I am so thankful to the awesome people that I record with.  During the day yesterday I was not sure if I could go on that night and record a podcast.  Then something happened over twitter.  Someone mentioned me stating that they had found the podcast that day and was really enjoying it.  Turns out they listened from show 33 to 24… so some 14 hours of our podcast in a row.  I have to say hearing that greatly improved my day and gave me that push to keep going last night.  I just was not sure if I could be my normally jolly self, and carry the show…  so Kodra stepped up and did an excellent job as master of ceremonies.  Actually he did a phenomenal job matching pretty much everything that I normally do and then adding his own flourish.

There was much discussion of Final Fantasy XIV as usual with Raven talking about completing her second Novus weapon and beginning a second Nexus grind, and several of us talking about our victory over Ultros and solid attempts on Tier 5 in Binding Coil of Bahamut.  I talk World of Warcraft raiding, and looking forward to beginning the Highmaul Raid after missing Thursday and my raids first two boss kills.  We talk Heroes of the Storm, since this week they finally saw fit to give Rae an invite.  That game is exceptionally fun and better suited for a more casual gamer than League of Legends is.  Over the course of the week we have played quite a bit of it and talk about our personal hero preferences and playstyles.  Kodra runs a much tighter ship than I seem to, because we actually clocked in at just barely over an hour once editing was finished.  Extra special thanks to Kodra for steering the ship while I couldn’t quite muster the oomph to do so.

Inky and the Sneeze

Made in the Shade

ffxiv 2014-12-01 20-01-21-873Last night was a night entirely devoted to Final Fantasy XIV as Monday nights are the raid night for the Greysky Armada the free company we are all a part of.  As such I forwent logging into World of Warcraft at all and just milled around aimlessly in game until time for raid.  I say aimlessly but there were a lot of things that actually happened, not the least of which was convincing @CurlyWench to hang out with us on Teamspeak.  I asked if she needed anything run, and next thing we are pulling together a group to run Haukke Manor…  with me healing it.  Honestly Haukke is one of the easier ones to heal, apart from that final boss fight.  She was tanking, and uncertain of her abilities, and fortunately or unfortunately she ended up in a group with two tanks who were more than happy to share secrets.  The run went extremely smoothly, and I managed not to let us die.

When we got out of the dungeon run, one of our guildies Cylladora was up to some Shenanigans.  She said over Free Company chat that anyone that came and sat in our pool with her would get a present.  So over the course of a few minutes our pool was full of people reclining wearing spiffy new sunglasses that she had made us all.  It was an extremely awesome gesture, and managed to create a moment when we were all inhabiting the same place at the same time, and talking through /say instead of tells or free company chat.  One of the things that Final Fantasy XIV has mastered is creating situations where players need to interact with one another.  The housing district we are part of is extremely vibrant, and I cannot go to the market board down from our house without receiving at least one or two /cheers and /hugs.

This has admittedly been a bit of a stark contrast from World of Warcraft lately, and it has been something weird to get accustomed to.  The Garrison system is awesome, but it has done an extremely good job of isolating players and keeping them from mingling.  We might all be sharing the same actual space but we are each phased into our own instance of it.  As such we really have no need for Ashran or Stormwind or any other player hub, but instead spend the majority of our time hanging out in our private town.  Admittedly I am mostly fine with this, because there is a lot of negativity in my Warcraft server community that I really don’t feel like exposing myself to on a constant basis.  That said it is nice to see the same people every time you go to the bank, or hit a mailbox…  and instead we just see our collection of scripted bots.  Final Fantasy on the other hand has somehow mastered the ability to bring people together… and ultimately keep them together.

Inky and the Sneeze

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The 2.4 Final Fantasy XIV Patch introduced the continuation of the Hildebrand storyline.  For those who are not familiar with this name, he is a bumbling investigator and international man of mystery that solves mysteries by quite literally falling into the correct answer through pure accident generally speaking.  This is essentially how Final Fantasy XIV introduces pure absurd concepts from previous games, and brings them into this world without completely breaking cohesion.  The Final Fantasy series has several completely silly bosses, and one of the more memorable ones from Final Fantasy VI is Ultros.  While I love Ultros, he might be a bit dated for modern sensibilities… since he is essentially a walking tentacle hentai joke.  This time once again he is paired with his “buddy for life” Typhon.  Some of you might remember the pair working the Coliseum in Final Fantasy VI, and this time around they are working at the Coliseum in Uldah.

The quest line leading up to Dragons Neck is absolutely insane, and as such the fight itself is equally insane.  Basically the crux of the fight is trying to stay in the arena.  Various fights will knock you out of the ring, at which point so long as there is ANYONE else in the ring you can run right back in.  However there are some absolutely horrible attacks that can knock everyone out of the ring if not interrupted.  I won’t go much further into the strategy other than that, as not to spoil the fight for people.  We managed to get the fight down in spite of ourselves and it dropped the Wind-Up Ultros mini pet… which means we are likely to start doing this as the warm up for Binding Coil each week until all of us get this awesome pet.  It was at times a frustrating fight, but also a really enjoyable break from the standard raiding faire.

Twintania Final Phase

ffxiv 2014-12-01 22-13-45-989 The main show last night was us returning to Turn 5 of the Binding Coil of Bahamut to work on Twintania.  This fight is the great killer of many raids in Final Fantasy XIV and holds the key to unlocking the Second Coil of Bahamut.  I know many people who have struggled at this fight for ages never quite able to push across the finish line.  In our first night of trials we barely made it to phase two of the fight, or more so we barely made progress into phase two.  Last night we polished the first two phases, phase three, and made significant progress on phase four which is really the last major phase of the fight.  The final phase is simply “don’t stand in fire” which is a lesson we have long ago mastered.  There is a thirteen minute hard enrage, but I don’t foresee us getting even vaguely close to that.  In fact we were doing extremely well on the final attempt… and had we not run out of time on the duty timer… we might have downed her last night.

The end result however is that all of us are hungry to get back in there next week and wreck this fight, allowing us to move on to the Second Coil of bahamut.  Twintania is one of those fights that you really have to experience rather than be taught through videos.  Quite honestly I find most fights I need to experience to really learn.  I am not one of those people that can watch a series of videos and grasp the key concepts needed to get through a fight.  I can however read a written description of the abilities and piece together how things work.  The problem that we keep running into is that no one wants to write out a full length description of the fight, or go into any sort of explanation as to WHY things work.  The videos are keen on saying “just do this” or “just do that” without explaining why they are doing it.

This became super clear with phase three of the fight when Twintania dive bombs the party.  All of the guides told us to meet in one place, this little depression and then run to the center of the room.  We tried this over and over before finally guessing at what was actually happening.  It turns out this is straight up a geometry exploit that they are trying to do.  In truth the fight should be exactly like Onyxia during the deep breath phase, where Twintania dive-bombs in a straight line towards the location where the marked player was standing when the symbol appeared over their head.  The geometry hack is dependant upon everyone in the party standing in this little depression in the map, which means Twintainia actually dive-bombs a much lower plane than the rest of the ground.  So all we have to do is run to higher ground and the attack will miss us entirely.

This is totally a hack, but apparently one that Square Enix has yet to patch… likely because they thought it was a clever way of handling the encounter.  The problem is not a single video explained how this mechanic worked, or why doing this one thing negated the attack.  Once we grasped upon exactly what was going on, we got it down in  moments and immediately started progressing into the final real phase of the fight.  Maybe I am old, or more so I know I am old…  but maybe it is starting to have consequences.  I find Youtube as a generally horrible way to learn information, and in all cases I would rather have an explanation of how something works written out in long form… rather than someone’s video of them doing whatever it is that they are wanting to convey.  Maybe I am just stuck on the paradigm of video as entertainment means… instead of video as learning technique.  In any case… we managed to figure things out as a group and hopefully next week will have officially cleared the first coil of bahamut.