Too Many Charizards

Good morning folks. The last few days have been pretty hard to get through, and as such I have not blogged. I am still here and I am still okay-ish. I figured we could all use something cute, so I am starting off this post with my snuggling goobers. I’ve spent most of my time downstairs with my kiddos the last two evenings and it is not uncommon for them to arrange themselves in this pattern with Josie snuggled up against my arm and Gracie laying between my arm and over onto my chest. I always feel bad that I end up with two cats where my wife often has zero… but occasionally Mollie will get brave and go snuggle with her… which never lasts terribly long because Mollie is insane. I’ve said a few things on social media, but basically, my faith in humanity right now is non-existent and I am just trying to truck along.

One of the things that has swept through my friend group is Pokemon TCG Pocket, so I have been playing around a bit with that. Effectively this is the Hearthstoneification of Pokemon just like MTG Arena was mostly that for Magic the Gathering. Quite honestly though I feel like this is a more effective port to mobile because it fixes one of the problems that Magic and Pokemon both have. I’ve always hated how Land and Energy cards work mechanically, and I greatly preferred the Hearthstone mechanic of just getting one mana/energy per turn to use as you choose. I feel like Magic would be far better served by having a spells deck and a land deck, and you drew one card from each every turn. Anyway, the thing with Pokemon is that I largely missed out on it. I played a bit of the early WOTC days of it before the fad really hit, and have maybe 1000 cards or so lying around somewhere from those first four sets.

Pokemon was something that my Nieces and Nephews grew up playing, and less so something that I actually experienced myself. I played through Blue on a Gameboy Emulator in 1999 but had not touched another Pokemon anything until the release of X and Y. To this day I have still only ever beaten Blue, because I seem to care more about the acquisition of Pokemon than I actually do the battling system. Right now with Pokemon TCG Pocket for Android and Apple, I mostly seem to care about opening my daily packs. I have however played through enough battles to understand the flow of the game. I’ve made a few custom decks that perform well against the basic AI, but largely get ripped to shreds when I fight human opponents. Building a deck with only twenty cards is a bit odd mechanically, and I feel like I am missing a lot of cards that would allow me to bump things up a notch.

If you are playing around with this as well, you should absolutely friend me. I legitimately don’t fully understand what the benefits are other than you get some sort of currency when you interact with your friend’s stuff. At some point, the game is going to be adding trading support, so I think this will be much more interesting when that happens. For example, I have pulled four Charizard EX cards and I do not need them all. I would rather have Venasaur Ex as I am on the Bulbasaur team all day long. Pulling packs is a bit odd because each of the different package designs has a slightly different distribution of cards so it legitimately matters if you choose the Mewtwo, Charizard, or Pikachu design based on what you are trying to get. I spent a lot of time pulling for Grass Pokemon in the Mewtwo design, and have shifted to trying to get some Electric types out of the Pikachu packs.

Recently I was up at my folk’s house and they had unearthed these two M.U.S.C.L.E figures from the 80s. I am hoping that given time, they might uncover the rest of them because I freaking loved these things. “The Claw” as we referred to it was easily the most sought-after one in my childhood circles, and I am pretty sure there was another one that we referred to as “Human Hand” that was essentially just that. I also remember the Chibi ones being super popular, but mostly I would just love to see them all again. There are so many random artifacts of my childhood that remained in my bedroom… but my folks then mostly piled a bunch of other crap in there. They only had to start removing stuff because the floor literally started collapsing due to water damage. So I have no clue what was lost and what still remains unscathed. I’ve seen my long box of comics, and it seems to largely be intact.

I know I shared this on social media, but I am not sure I ever posted it on the blog. Another thing that I reclaimed was these skate decks. There is one missing from the bunch that I had, but I have no clue what happened to it. It used to be in the back of my Honda Civic, so at some point, someone might have relieved me of it. I would love to have a pristine copy of that Jason Jesse Neptune deck, but they are a bit too rich for my tastes as the re-released copy from a few years ago is rather expensive. It currently goes on eBay for around $700, which seems silly for something I am just going to hang on the wall. Instead, I am going to hang my extremely battered original deck somewhere in my office at some point.

Anyways… I figured two days off was way too long without some sort of a blog post. Not that I had a ton of things to say this morning, but I needed to get back into the rhythm of actually posting things.

Paragon Levels with Friends

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Blaugust is officially over…  I mean it… put your pencils down and turn in your papers.  Now begins the fun part of actually attempting to “grade”, and by that I mean tabulate the results.  I started doing this yesterday afternoon with some of the early finishers, and if everyone that was a day away crossed that finish line… we have a pretty huge bunch of winners.  Equally impressive as of yesterday we had 76 “Survivors” meaning that during the course of the month they managed to get in at least fifteen posts.  Mostly I wanted to say a little bit this morning about just how proud I am of everyone who attempted any length of posts this month.  The concept of daily posting is rather daunting and there are still days where I question my sanity as I plunk away at the keys each morning trying to make sense of the jumble of thoughts in my head.  So while I will be terming people as “winning” the challenge you are all winners in my book even if you didn’t make it to fifteen posts.

My goal all along has been to get more people creating more content about the things they love doing.  After a point folks stop caring so much about what you are writing, and focus in on the fact that it is YOU behind the screen that is writing it.  The whole idea behind Blaugust is if you can prove to yourself that you can churn out thirty one posts in a single month…  then posting a handful of posts every week on a fixed schedule is really not that terribly daunting.  Whether or not they realize it, people crave consistency.  I started this blog with a decent boost of readers, but over the years of my lack of posting…  I pretty much pissed all of those regular readers away.  When I became consistent, folks started tuning in every morning to read all of these seemingly useless thoughts I was dumping out of my head…  and apparently enjoying it.  Today is my day for calculations, but I wanted to close Blaugust with one thought.  Don’t let Blaugust be this marathon that you run once a year and then stick back on the shelf until the next year.  Let Blaugust be a spirit that you embrace every day, and an excuse to create regular posts throughout the year.

Boys Will Be Boys

First off I have to say that I have always hated this phrase… but sometimes it absolutely fits.  Last night I talked to my mom on the phone, because it had been a few days since I had called my folks.  They have had to deal with the fallout of a flood in one of the bathrooms, and this weekend they got into my childhood bedroom.  My closet backed up to the bathroom so it was a assumed that pretty much everything in it would be ruined.  The funny thing is… my Mom expected me to remember what I had in my closet over two decades ago.  Luckily it seems that for the most part all of my comic books, and various sundry cards that I never bothered to “move out” were left untouched.  Apparently some plywood seems to have wicked up the bulk of the water that made it through to the closet.  As she was pulling stuff out of the closet she kept stopping and asking my dad what various things were.  Then she got to an item that threw her for a loop.

I was a little skater kid, and there was a phase in my life where everything that mattered about anything…  was skateboard related.  She pulled out this baseball bat that was scrawled with all sorts of skater terminology and logos in a combination of sharpie and paint pen.  She wanted to know why this bat was all scarred like it had been hitting concrete and “defaced” in such a way.  My Dad just said that it looked like “little boys were playing”.  So I had to explain to my mother what the bat was used for.  We used to go to the tennis court with our skateboards, as much padding as we had, and baseball bats.  My friend and I would ride towards each other, each of us on one side of the tennis net like we were “jousting”.  At which point we would put as much padding on our left arms as we could and use the right arm to swing the baseball bat at the other person.  The goal of course was to knock the other person off their skateboard and the padding was in a vague attempt to block the blows.  It is a miracle we didn’t do serious harm to each other.  This apparently did not phase my father, because it turns out his childhood friend and he would fire arrows at each other from recurve bows…  so I guess in the grand scheme of things getting beaned with a baseball bat doesn’t seem that dangerous?

Paragon Levels with Friends

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Since a good chunk of our raid was still doing the whole Pax Prime thing, we were not able to put in any attempts on Ravana Extreme last night.  Instead I spent a good chunk of time fiddling with Bitdefender and ultimately uninstalling it.  I guess I should have known better when my good friend Wulf struggled to keep it from blocking the Final Fantasy XIV game client, but I went ahead and gave it a shot.  This time around it was the Glyph client for Trion Worlds that I could not get it to unblock.  I finally uninstalled it and went back to AVG because at least I am used to it.  That of course killed an hour, so by the time I finally logged into Diablo 3 it was fairly late in the evening.  Grace was already hard at work doing rifts and such so I joined her until she left to go eat dinner.  Then there was a block of time when the server was rebooted and patched, and I could not get reconnected to save my life.  All the while I am watching The Strain on Hulu, which is a show I would absolutely suggest if you like Horror.  The added benefit is you get to see Argus Filch playing a Van Helsing like badass… and yes I know the actors name is David Bradley but he will always be Filch to me.

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The big take away of the evening is that we managed to get Mor to 70 on his Crusader, and I managed to get up to 47ish Paragon levels before the end of the night.  I still cannot deal anywhere close to as much damage as Grace can at this point so I feel like I need to do some research into how best to gear and spec out a Barbarian.  I mean I do respectable damage but I think my gear just isn’t quite at the same level as hers.  She is still absolutely carrying both of us hard when it comes to doing group content.  Though last night I did manage to stay alive most of the time, I think I took two deaths throughout the night, which is significantly better than previous outings.  We spent most of the night on Torment IV, and I can personally solo Torment I pretty effectively… it is just that bosses seem to take forever.  I am not sure how long this current addiction to Diablo 3 will last, but for the time being I am rolling with it.