Mixtape Mondays: Road Rash Rail

Good Morning, Folks! One of the artifacts of the 80s and 90s that I find near and dear to my heart is the Mixtape. Yes, I know there is a brand new video game by the same name, but I have been slow getting around to playing it. Essentially, Baby Bel used to make these for himself and his friends because I was constantly trying to achieve a perfect listen-through blend of music that flowed from one song into the others. I was forever annoyed by albums that had one or two good songs, and the rest was trash, so that I could not simply throw it in the cassette deck and listen without needing to navigate around. As I developed hormones, I even attempted to use Mixtapes as a sort of mating ritual, and it never actually worked. No girl that I ever gave a Mixtape to truly appreciated the effort and thought process that I went into crafting a sequence of songs that blended together into a greater whole. Now I make them for you, my readers, and each time I make one… I am essentially handing you a piece of my soul, because they all mean something deep to me. If you have ever wondered, I also almost exclusively listen to my mixtapes while driving in lieu of the radio.

29 – Road Rash Rail

This one, my friends, is admittedly going to be a bit of an acquired taste. A few weeks back, I was listening to Tapedeck Held Alot, and marveled about how positive all of that music was, and how even if the lyrics were sad… There was still a note of hopefulness. I attempted to reason why this was, and then it hit me suddenly that this was probably just the last era when I actually listened to traditional pop music. Once I graduated from the Euro Invasion 80s music, I pretty much went straight into skater rock. Middle School era, Bel was a little skater punk, and I have written about this, and the feelings that a Tony Hawk Pro Skater documentary brought up in me. The thing is, my Skater era pre-dates Tony Hawk Pro Skater by at least a decade, and since we had no access to authentic skate culture… Thrasher Magazine became our bible. Right or wrong, we used it to influence everything from the lingo we were using, the fashion we were wearing, and the music we were listening to. Those albums were hard as hell to find, because none of it was available at the local Walmart. So when we got something… we cherished it and dubbed off copies for pretty much everyone. This mix is an ode to that era, and these are the songs that we used to skate to. I have been listening to it all week since creating it, and I personally think it is rather good, but like I said… thrashcore is not going to be for everyone.

Track List

  • 01 – Bitchin’ Camaro – The Dead Milkmen
  • 02 – I Felt Like a Gringo – The Minutemen
  • 03- Don’t Stand in Line – Pailhead
  • 04 – Subliminal – Suicidal Tendencies
  • 05 – God Saved the Queen – The Exploited
  • 06 – Superficial Love – T.S.O.L.
  • 07 – Live Fast Die Young – Circle Jerks
  • 08 – Banned in D.C. – Bad Brains
  • 09 – Nervous Breakdown – Black Flag
  • 10 – Bloodstains – Agent Orange
  • 11 – Police Helicopter – Red Hot Chili Peppers
  • 12 – Silly Girl – The Descendents
  • 13 – Brave Captain – fIREHOSE
  • 14 – Waiting Room – Fugazi
  • 15 – You – Bad Religion

Listen To It Yourself

When I created my last MixTape, I was in the holding pattern before Chemo started. I had been scheduled to get my port installed, but had not gone through with anything. Tomorrow represents the start of my 4th cycle of Chemo, and the halfway point. I think maybe I have reached a point where I do, in fact, believe that there is an end to this madness. Round three was a bit of a bear, and I am still having the cold reaction symptoms because they never faded this time. They are supposedly additive each round, so they are only going to get worse from here. I’ve made it this far; I can make it a bit further. As for the mix, this one was fun to assemble, but as I said, I am not expecting many to actually enjoy it. There was one band that I specifically avoided because no one wants to listen to an album that is effectively 40 1 minute long songs. That was most definitely a thing with a lot of the indie punk bands that skaters gravitated towards. It was way more about the tempo than anything else.

Last night, my sibling Ace unintentionally hit me with a challenge. We were talking about bands, and we got off on a tangent about how They Might Be Giants is effectively its own genre of music. Sure, I added Ana Ng to Push Me, Punch You, but that song has specific punk vibes to it. But how does one effectively craft an entire Mixtape that fits the greater catalog… without it simply being nothing but They Might Be Giant Songs? I have no clue if I am actually up to this Challenge that Ace never actually gave me.