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Getting Lucky with Kafka

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Good Morning Friends! I figured I would break things up a bit and talk about Honkai Star Rail. This is very much a game in my current rotation and I am spending at least a little bit of time every day working on assorted objectives. Yesterday we had the rate-up banner go live for Kafka, the next in the series of Stellaron Hunters. I missed Blade entirely because I didn’t really try for him. I knew Kafka was following up shortly thereafter and wanted to save all of my pulls. After struggling to get Luocha, I fully expected to be spending the next month desperately making a pull every time I got the currency gathered up and hoping.

I had something in the neighborhood of 100 pulls worth saved up, and luckily I didn’t really need it. My very first ten-pull I happened into Kafka along with Serval and a Light Cone. Actually, Serval is now sitting at six Eidolons thanks to this banner. I made three ten-pulls in total and picked up the other unique character on that third pull. That means I am more or less back in currency-gaining mode until the next banner. I had a Light Cone that I picked up somewhere along the way for Kafka, so there isn’t even the temptation to go after the Light Cone banner. Now I just need to get her leveled up so that I can start mixing her into my rotation of characters.

As far as Luka goes… he is probably going to sit there in my graveyard of characters that I have never leveled. He looks cool enough but I don’t feel like I need another bruiser character to do physical damage. If I need that… I am going to level up Sushang as I have her at six eidolons. Though I figure there are going to be some folks out there that go for Luka just because they think the robotic arm looks cool. Maybe I will change my mind if we ever get a character mission for him. Speaking of that I completed the Kafka mission and was somewhat shocked that she won’t visit the Astral Express. I guess technically we are at odds with the Stellaron Hunters, but heck… I really like Kafka. There is a sadness and weariness in her that is relatable.

Another great thing about yesterday’s update is that we got a new event. While this might not be as cool as the Museum Sim was, this is probably my second favorite so far. Essentially we are hunting treasure, in a weird roguelike dungeon crawler minesweeper game. The storybook event was not necessarily my jam, but I kinda love that this one plays out like an alternate reality version of Simulated World, where you can rescue characters while crawling and swap them out to make a few of the fights a bit easier.

Essentially you are trying to find the key to the next floor, and every tile you uncover eats some of your stamina pool. Sometimes you find power-ups or stamina refills in the process, so you are essentially trying to see how far down you can dig and if you can complete all eight floors. There will be monsters that block your path, that require you to do battle… or blow them up with a bomb. So far it seems that more often than not… the door key is in the opposite corner of the grid. This is not necessarily 100% the case but I tend to work my way in that direction by default.

There are a ton of rewards tied to this event, and the various ruins are time-gated. This morning for example the second ruin opened up and there will be completion bonuses tied to getting to certain depths with every ruin. All told I am rather fond of the mini-games that they have been rolling out with Honkai Star Rail and more importantly the fact that you can do them even if you missed their initial rollout. That is one of the problems with Genshin or at least when I last played, was that if you miss an event you are just out of luck.

All told I am exceptionally happy that my luck carried me forward in this banner. It does however make me a little sad that I did not even really try for Blade. It would have been cool at some point to have an entire team of Stellaron Hunters. If I didn’t struggle so much to get Luocha I might have made an attempt, but I could absolutely see that playing out again with Kafka and she was a character I cared way more about getting. Blade is basically just a slightly better Dan Heng, and I could live without him.

Has luck been on your side? Are you pulling for Kafka? Drop me a line below.

Coffin Dude Get

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Good Morning Friends! Whelp I took a bit of a gamble and it paid off. I was running out of time to get Luocha with the new banner arriving soon. To be honest… I don’t really love this character but after playing with him… he is freaking broken as far as healers go and I needed a second healer. So I spent $30 in additional pulls and managed to luck out and get him. I had hit pity off free pulls at the beginning of his banner only to get a different 5-Star champion, so I was hoping that would not happen again. Now I can rest on my laurels and gather up pull currency because Blade is next up, and I don’t need him at all. My hope is to be able to gather up a stockpile and take a run at Kafka when her banner opens.

I’m really looking forward to the next patch dropping because it looks like we might be finishing up the Luofu story arc with another big boss fight. I am not super enthralled with “Space China”, and am very happy to be leaving it behind. What I am probably looking forward to the most… is a new boss theme because both the Herta Station and Jarillo-VI boss fights are absolute bangers. It will be interesting to see what themes they choose to go with for this boss theme. I’m also looking forward to some of the events that are going to be happening. The museum event essentially proved to me that this team can do some really interesting stuff with mini-events. If my information is correct, this should drop tomorrow, which may or may not actually be “tonight” my time.

In Blaugust news, the other day I did this dumb image showing off the ten different logos we’ve had over the years. So far the whole Vaporwave/Arcade/Yearbook thing I have going on this year seems to generally be better received than my Stranger-Things-inspired look last year. Truth be told… I don’t really consult anyone when I start crafting the yearly nonsense. Maybe I should, but honestly… this has always sorta been my thing and I am shocked as fuck that anyone follows along. One thing that is a bit different this year from previous years is that I have taken over the generation of the OPML file to make importing into an RSS reader a bit easier. My long-term goal is to automate this, but for the time being I am doing some dumb stuff with Google Sheets and =CONCATENATE().

We still have fourteen days until the official beginning of Blaugust, and each day more sign-ups are flowing in. I sorta regret the way the event is falling with me being in training all day every day this week. Normally speaking I would be a bit more active on social media to keep the interest levels high. However I just can’t really do that, and after not “peopling” for the last three years… by the time I get out of training, I am just drained. I didn’t even do anything resembling coherent gameplay last night as I bounced from one game to another. I am pumped however that regardless of my lack of support this week we are already sitting at 38 sign-ups as of the time of this posting. Given that we always have a number of “buzzer beaters”, and even some folks who decide to start after it is already in progress… I have a feeling this is going to be a rather “lorge” year.

There is still plenty of time to sign-up and add your blog, and no shade at “buzzer beaters”… because I habitually am one. I’ve seen a lot of new traction on Discord which is really nice as well. I feel bad that I am not active this week, but I hope to make up for it next week when my life begins to shift back to normal. I’m really looking forward to this Blaugust because even if no one else signed up… we already have an interesting mix of new people interested in our yearly nonsense. Still not sure how many of these morning posts I will be able to knock out this week, but I am going to try and get as many of them as I can before exhaustion claims me. It does not help that Gracie was an asshole and started screaming at the top of her lungs at around 10 pm… and finally got locked out of the bedroom around 1 am.

I hope yall are having a most excellent week though! Unfortunately, since I have to pass three certification exams by the end of the week… it isn’t like I can do my trick of just disassociating until I am on the other side of the frustrating thing that I don’t want to deal with. I need to soak up knowledge so I can regurgitate it back on an exam.

Regretfully Seeking Luocha

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Good Morning Folks! This morning’s blog post is going to be a bit of a smorgasbord of smaller topics. The first is that the Silver Wolf banner is sadly over in Honkai Star Rail. That means that any attempts at getting this excellent character are diminished for the time being. I am uncertain if she can be pulled on a normal banner, but I am extremely happy that I picked her up while it was available. It cracks me up that when she visits the Astral Express she does so in hologram form. This morning she was hanging out in the parlor car and wanting to play board games… then realized that holograms can’t move physical pieces. Then turned around and berated me for not having any arcade cabinets on the express. She has rapidly become one of my favorite characters for her ability to brute force a weakness onto a target.

With the Silver Wolf banner gone, that means the Luocha banner is now available. I have to admit there is absolutely nothing about this character or his design that interests me. I am however pulling for him just because I need a second healer. I would far rather have Bailu, but as it stands I think you have to be just exceptionally lucky with the default banner to make this happen. Honestly, I am not even that big of a fan of his style of healing, but having a second healer seems like it would make the split runs where you are required to have two teams much easier to complete. I am however hoping to pick up a Pela from the banner while it is available. I bonded with Pela during the museum event and now like the character far more than I originally did.

So far however all I have pulled are multiple copies of Qinqque. Since you got her for free that means I now have her with two Eidolons, which is fine… but she isn’t exactly a character I am actively using for anything other than running assignments. I only had enough currency saved up to do two 10 pulls and the other pull the only thing I picked up was a four-star light cone. Just like in Genshin Impact, pulling a weapon or light cone is always the least exciting possible thing you can pull. I’m close to another 10 pull on the Luocha banner so maybe I will get him so I can go back to the standard banner. As it stands there are probably more things on that banner that I actually care about at this point.

I’m finding the event that went in with Luocha a bit frustrating. It is called Stellar Flare and it is based on defeating a number of mobs during a certain number of cycles aka turns. Since I tend to build teams for survival and not speed… this means that I keep failing these fights. I am going to have to shift things up a bit and pull together a speedy team rather than a sturdy team. The problem is that the fight itself dishes out a ton of damage. So you almost need to come up with a team that can “board wipe” every single cycle. I’m also nowhere near maxed out on my characters so it isn’t like I can just brute force this. I need to devote some time to farming the resources needed to upgrade my newly level 70 character squad the rest of the way.

In very very brief Diablo IV news, I managed to get to level 70 finally. I am just not really enjoying the grind at this point. Barbarian is essentially in a state where if you get crowd controlled once… you are dead almost instantly. This is just about as unfun of a situation as it gets, and while I enjoy hanging out with my friend Cyl… I don’t much enjoy Nightmare Dungeons. Really other than the occasional world boss Nightmare Dungeons are the only end-game activity that is reliably available. I felt very strong when I first got to World Tier IV but I already feel like I lost all of that power and am consistently getting weaker every single level. The thing is… I am wearing about as good of gear as you can get for my level with the appropriate aspects on each item. Sure I could min-max the stats or grind out more paragon points, but it largely feels like a losing battle. I exist in two states… either immortal or instantly dead the moment anything stuns/freezes/poisons me.

All of the news about Secrets of the Obscure has made me renew my focus on Guild Wars 2. Since I have been recording my dumb little videos talking about various game modes I enjoy, I decided that last night I would record myself doing the server reset Tequatl fight. This is sort of the quintessential Guild Wars 2 experience for me personally. It was the encounter that made me finally appreciate how god of a game Guild Wars 2 could be, and was probably my first real large-scale world boss experience. Since then I have done hundreds of boss and meta trains, but Tequatl will always hold a very special place in my heart. It is sort of the pinnacle of how cool the drop in group play can be in this game.

Last night I also started working a bit on the next set of story quests for What Lies Within. I didn’t get super far though because I wound up going outside to hang in the backyard for the remainder of the night. I am sure I will pick up and get through that content drop today. I’m also looking forward to the weapons test beta this weekend. I want to get in and play with Necromancer Greatsword/Pistol and see if I can figure out how to make it viable. Mostly I just want a ranged weapon that feels better than staff to combo with Greatsword. The axe is just too short of a ranged weapon, and I really wish Necromancer got access to Longbow. Maybe eventually someday.

Did you have luck pulling Luocha in Honkai Star Rail? Are you still playing Diablo IV? Are you going to participate in the weapon test beta in Guild Wars 2? Drop me a line with your thoughts.